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12-17-2009, 11:08 AM | Topic Starter |
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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...k-trainer.html
A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer. Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province. But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head. Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film." At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head. He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off. Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack." PETA trained animal terrorists! |
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12-17-2009, 11:11 AM | #2 |
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Nice form he shows
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12-17-2009, 11:11 AM | #3 |
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LOL that be crazy man. Also to those monkeys keep your paws off me you damn dirty ape.
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i would have paid money to see that.
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12-17-2009, 11:22 AM | #6 |
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Yea, that has pay per view written all over it.
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12-17-2009, 11:17 AM | #7 |
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Was one of the monkeys named Caesar?
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12-17-2009, 11:20 AM | #8 |
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that's bannanas
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12-17-2009, 11:39 AM | #12 |
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Hence the hostility from these monkeys. They’re outcasts, freaks, not allowed to play the happy monkey games other monkeys play and someone is going to pay!
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We're teaching Monkey Taekwando. I got my yellow belt today......Monkey got his red......he's a quick learner!
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