Strangest thing you do to yourself.... or most painful.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The things that make you cry thread made me think of this... someone said pulling nose hairs.

Well... this is weird. My dad and I both do it, but I don't know anyone else.

Whenever I get a canker sore or a swollen taste bud, rather than letting it bother me for three days and letting it heal, I cut that sucker off with a pair of (clean) fingernail clippers.

It hurts like a mother****er for about 20 seconds then it's gone.

[Fly O.T. McWall]

Originally Posted by luv

I knew a guy who used Nair. Brave soul.

i waxed once.


once.





i was trying to get my wife to get a brazilian wax and to show her i wasn't a complete jerk i told her i'd try it first to show her it wasn't a big deal.

i cried. no kidding. only got one patch. i cried and told them "no mas. no mas."

then i told my wife "nevermind. it really IS that painful and i won't ask you to do it."

[Warrior5]

Originally Posted by FAX

For general malaise, you can bring a pot of sorghum syrup to a full boil and pour it over your head while hacking at your penis with a razor blade.

FAX

Razor blade? Use a butter knife, wuss.

[JohninGpt]

Originally Posted by FAX

For general malaise, you can bring a pot of sorghum syrup to a full boil and pour it over your head while hacking at your penis with a razor blade.

FAX

When you're done, I have a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a brillo pad you can use to clean up.

[Warrior5]

Originally Posted by JohninGpt

When you're done, I have a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a brillo pad you can use to clean up.

Only if he pours the rubbing alcohol on the brillo pad and lights it on fire before using it; otherwise, he's a wuss.