Hypothetical: If you were aboard the Titanic.

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I've got good news and bad news.

Actually, wait. There is no good news. You were poor and you died young.

Name O'Brien, Mr. Timothy
Outcome Dead - Body Not Recovered
Gender Male
Age 21
Home Drimoleague, Cork, Ireland
Embarkation Queenstown
Destination New York City
Passenger Class 3rd Class
Crew Department Unknown
Crew Job Unknown

And that after me Uncle Sean was bitten to death by water mocassins crossing the Nueces.