Poop -- I shat at Kohl's today - Page 11

Simply Red · 04-09-2022, 12:13 PM

Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.

Notes:

- soft lighting
- low volume background musiic
- nothing on floor + clean counters

One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall)

All in all no complaints
8.4 out of 10
no toilet contact was made

Jewish Rabbi · 04-10-2023, 06:57 PM

Sometimes I go to Kohls not really knowing why and after a minute or two of walking around realize I need to drop some dumpage

**New World Order** · 04-10-2023, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Sometimes I go to Kohls not really knowing why and after a minute or two of walking around realize I need to drop some dumpage

It always feels good to drop a Ubeja Vontell at Kohls

**TimeForWasp** · 04-11-2023, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by New shitting Order

It always feels good to drop a Ubeja Vontell at Kohls

Fixed

**HayWire** · 04-11-2023, 05:46 AM

I shat in my bed last nighr.

Maybe I should call Johnny Depp

chinaski · 06-03-2023, 01:03 PM

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming it was a #2, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang.

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

Jewish Rabbi · 06-03-2023, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming it was a #2, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang.

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

Thank u for the review

Trevo_410 · 06-03-2023, 01:18 PM

Title: A Memorable Experience: Pooping in Kohl's

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review:

If you're searching for an unforgettable adventure, look no further than the unique experience of pooping in Kohl's. While it may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about retail destinations, sometimes life surprises us with unexpected twists. And let me assure you, pooping at Kohl's is an adventure like no other.

Firstly, let's address the ambiance. Kohl's, known for its well-designed stores and pleasant shopping atmosphere, sets the stage for an unconventional bathroom experience. The cleanliness and maintenance of their facilities are generally commendable, creating a comfortable environment for your bathroom needs. However, one should bear in mind that unexpected situations can occur, much like my own encounter.

Now, onto the main event—the bathroom itself. It's important to note that my experience may not be representative of every Kohl's location, but it did add a unique chapter to my life's story. Picture this: entering the restroom and finding chaos reigning supreme. While it may seem daunting at first, it's a testament to the resilience of both the store and its patrons. In such moments, one learns to adapt and make the most of the situation.

Embarking on my mission, I discovered that amidst the tumultuous mess, there was a silver lining. Finding a spot of relative cleanliness and conquering the challenges posed by a distressed toilet bowl became a personal triumph. It taught me resilience, resourcefulness, and a deep appreciation for the everyday heroes who tirelessly work to maintain order and cleanliness in public spaces.

To my surprise and relief, the efforts of the janitor did not go unnoticed. Witnessing their swift response and dedication to restoring order was truly remarkable. It's a testament to the unseen efforts of those who work behind the scenes, ensuring that our experiences remain pleasant and enjoyable.

While this may not be the conventional way to review a bathroom experience, it highlights the importance of empathy and gratitude. In the end, pooping in Kohl's became a lesson in resilience, an unexpected adventure that turned into a remarkable story to share with friends and family.

So, if you ever find yourself in an unexpected predicament while shopping at Kohl's, remember to approach it with an open mind and a sense of adventure. Embrace the unexpected, learn from the experience, and appreciate the unsung heroes who work diligently to keep our surroundings clean and pleasant. And who knows, it might just become a story worth sharing for years to come.

T-post Tom · 06-03-2023, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trevo_410

Title: A Memorable Experience: Pooping in Kohl's

Rating: ★★★★☆

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinaski

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning

So much love for CP.

T-post Tom · 06-10-2023, 01:44 PM

DROB shat at SoFi Stadium today. Ran backwards into the toilet after wiping and tore his scrotum. Will see a specialist on Monday.

seclark · 06-10-2023, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by T-post Tom

DROB shat at SoFi Stadium today. Ran backwards into the toilet after wiping and tore his scrotum. Will see a specialist on Monday.

Don’t know wtf this means but

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**srvy** · 06-11-2023, 01:43 AM

When you get my age any RR works. I just pray the seat tissue liner dispenser is full and the toilet paper is full. I put down the seat ring liner then hover and hope my knees don't give out. Then pray for a non-hanger. If they do at least I have that thin tissue liner as a failsafe. Carefully peel it from my butt cheeks wipe and am out of there.

**srvy** · 06-11-2023, 02:15 AM

Simply Red · 06-11-2023, 07:01 AM

I will try to take a poo at some new places next week, guys!

**Rausch** · 06-11-2023, 07:13 AM

Public restrooms are like public education and public defenders - you might have experienced some great one's but I'm not taking the gamble unless I'm forced to.

Jewish Rabbi · 06-11-2023, 07:56 AM

I left my house today feeling fine. About two miles down the road I ripped a couple egg salad smelling farts. I knew I wasn’t going to make it so I stopped at a Kwik Star. Great choice of restrooms, they have two stalls instead of the normal one at a gas station for added security of having one available. They also had a single stall family restroom as an insurance policy. Nice, clean, and spacious. They do lose a point for not having automatic flushers on their toilets tho. 9/10 experience, would shit again.

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04-10-2023, 06:57 PM	#151
Jewish Rabbi What's up braj? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Placencia, Belize Casino cash: $2098320	Sometimes I go to Kohls not really knowing why and after a minute or two of walking around realize I need to drop some dumpage
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06-03-2023, 01:03 PM	#155
chinaski Veteran Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: He/Him Casino cash: $8739922	I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning. The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example. When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming it was a #2, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands. Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang. Wal-Mart 255 Cochran St Simi Valley, CA 93065
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06-03-2023, 01:18 PM	#157
Trevo_410 Veteran Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Independence, Missouri Casino cash: $5065380	Title: A Memorable Experience: Pooping in Kohl's Rating: ★★★★☆ Review: If you're searching for an unforgettable adventure, look no further than the unique experience of pooping in Kohl's. While it may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about retail destinations, sometimes life surprises us with unexpected twists. And let me assure you, pooping at Kohl's is an adventure like no other. Firstly, let's address the ambiance. Kohl's, known for its well-designed stores and pleasant shopping atmosphere, sets the stage for an unconventional bathroom experience. The cleanliness and maintenance of their facilities are generally commendable, creating a comfortable environment for your bathroom needs. However, one should bear in mind that unexpected situations can occur, much like my own encounter. Now, onto the main event—the bathroom itself. It's important to note that my experience may not be representative of every Kohl's location, but it did add a unique chapter to my life's story. Picture this: entering the restroom and finding chaos reigning supreme. While it may seem daunting at first, it's a testament to the resilience of both the store and its patrons. In such moments, one learns to adapt and make the most of the situation. Embarking on my mission, I discovered that amidst the tumultuous mess, there was a silver lining. Finding a spot of relative cleanliness and conquering the challenges posed by a distressed toilet bowl became a personal triumph. It taught me resilience, resourcefulness, and a deep appreciation for the everyday heroes who tirelessly work to maintain order and cleanliness in public spaces. To my surprise and relief, the efforts of the janitor did not go unnoticed. Witnessing their swift response and dedication to restoring order was truly remarkable. It's a testament to the unseen efforts of those who work behind the scenes, ensuring that our experiences remain pleasant and enjoyable. While this may not be the conventional way to review a bathroom experience, it highlights the importance of empathy and gratitude. In the end, pooping in Kohl's became a lesson in resilience, an unexpected adventure that turned into a remarkable story to share with friends and family. So, if you ever find yourself in an unexpected predicament while shopping at Kohl's, remember to approach it with an open mind and a sense of adventure. Embrace the unexpected, learn from the experience, and appreciate the unsung heroes who work diligently to keep our surroundings clean and pleasant. And who knows, it might just become a story worth sharing for years to come. __________________
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06-10-2023, 01:44 PM	#159
T-post Tom Threepeat! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $4577293	DROB shat at SoFi Stadium today. Ran backwards into the toilet after wiping and tore his scrotum. Will see a specialist on Monday. __________________ You seem nice!
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06-11-2023, 01:43 AM	#161
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1651250	When you get my age any RR works. I just pray the seat tissue liner dispenser is full and the toilet paper is full. I put down the seat ring liner then hover and hope my knees don't give out. Then pray for a non-hanger. If they do at least I have that thin tissue liner as a failsafe. Carefully peel it from my butt cheeks wipe and am out of there. __________________ "The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy."
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06-11-2023, 07:01 AM	#163
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	I will try to take a poo at some new places next week, guys!
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06-11-2023, 07:56 AM	#165
Jewish Rabbi What's up braj? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Placencia, Belize Casino cash: $2098320	I left my house today feeling fine. About two miles down the road I ripped a couple egg salad smelling farts. I knew I wasn’t going to make it so I stopped at a Kwik Star. Great choice of restrooms, they have two stalls instead of the normal one at a gas station for added security of having one available. They also had a single stall family restroom as an insurance policy. Nice, clean, and spacious. They do lose a point for not having automatic flushers on their toilets tho. 9/10 experience, would shit again.
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