****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Pepe Silvia]

59 ****ing points

[HonestChieffan]

Well. So we celebrate Mizzou getting to the big game. War Eagle wins the game

[AussieChiefsFan]

Oh jeez.

[Demonpenz]

You aren't going to win anything but giving up 60

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bitch and Wicked just scissored each other to orgasm

[petegz28]

Pinkel cannot win a title game. It's like Marty and the Super Bowl. He does great but comes up just short, every ****ing time

[kcpasco]

Just some more Mizzou bed shitting legacy.

[Titty Meat]

Yuck

[kepp]

I'm trying to look at the bright side with some perspective. If you had told me before the season that we'd be 11-1 and playing in the SEC championship game, I would have died laughing. 11-2, with a chance at 12-2, in the SEC is a very good season.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by petegz28

Pinkel cannot win a title game. It's like Marty and the Super Bowl. He does great but comes up just short, every ****ing time

Story of his career.

[ArrowheadHawk]

I thought Mizzou had a good D?

[BryanBusby]

Steckel should be fired, but after an 11 win season, he won't be.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by kepp

I'm trying to look at the bright side with some perspective. If you had told me before the season that we'd be 11-1 and playing in the SEC championship game, I would have died laughing. 11-2, with a chance at 12-2, in the SEC is a very good season.

Yes it is, but it hurts to get this far and lose. Good season.

[eDave]

Originally Posted by kepp

I'm trying to look at the bright side with some perspective. If you had told me before the season that we'd be 11-1 and playing in the SEC championship game, I would have died laughing. 11-2, with a chance at 12-2, in the SEC is a very good season.

That's a hard pill to swallow after this game. Very winnable, regardless of the score.

[kcpasco]

Originally Posted by kepp

I'm trying to look at the bright side with some perspective. If you had told me before the season that we'd be 11-1 and playing in the SEC championship game, I would have died laughing. 11-2, with a chance at 12-2, in the SEC is a very good season.

Whatever. This school always manages to disappoint.