Life I saw the worst driver today. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 02-27-2016, 10:33 PM

First off, I'm not going to tell you age, gender, or race. I will tell you that it was not a person who looked like they had a learner's permit.

But it was pretty funny.

I was driving on a very busy highway in California, two lanes going in each direction with a 60 mph speed limit. I came to a stop because a couple of cars ahead, someone was stopped halfway in the lane and halfway in a driveway to a coffee shop parking lot. It was a nice Audi sedan two cars ahead of us.

I thought maybe someone was trying to get out, blocking them from entering, but I couldn't see anyone. We sat there for a minute and traffic started piling up quickly behind us.

The car just sat there and didn't move. We waited for a while, and then the car ahead of us started honking.

The Audi then backed up onto the highway, most of the way. Then it pulled up again. Then it stopped again.

Then it somehow - and I have no idea how - got a wheel off the ground. I cannot even begin to explain how, but I could see the back tire spinning with no traction. This was in a concrete driveway with no precipitation in good weather. I seriously have no idea how they did it.

Then it backed up again. By this point there were lots of cars behind us, and the left lane was full of people passing the car.

It backed all the way into the left lane, stopping all of the traffic and making cars dodge it, and stopped again. Then it cut the wheels and after about 100 feet it managed to get into the right lane. It took off at about 20 mph in a 60 mph zone. As cars started passing again, it then ever so slowly drifted into the left lane with its right turn signal on for some unexplainable reason, making everybody dodge it again.

We eventually passed on the right side, laughing uproariously. There was a driver and passenger, and they were clearly oblivious to what they were doing.

Toby Waller · 02-28-2016, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder

90%+ chance they were Asian

Lol hey now

TLO · 02-28-2016, 04:16 AM

It was katipan

displacedinMN · 02-28-2016, 07:12 AM

This is the world we live in.

1. Phone/texting. ****-put that thing down. You are not that important.
2. Self centered. More ME NOW. see #1
3. Too busy.
4. Give anyone a drivers license. I would hate to know the uninsured drivers.
5. The human brain was not meant to multitask. If you think you can-you are wrong.
You cannot talk and listen at the same time. You cannot chew gum and drive at the same time. FOCUS ON THE ROAD!!!!

kcchiefsus · 02-28-2016, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Old Asian lady would be my guess.

Or just any Asian in general that has immigrated from Korea, China, etc. I live in Korea, I've seen some of the worst driving and parking here. People here are some combination of selfish, incapable, and completely stupid on the road.

Coyote · 02-28-2016, 07:44 AM

Hence the term DWO. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dwo
Used to be used frequently by cops around D.C. on mishap reports.

tmax63 · 02-28-2016, 08:16 AM

I thought you was gonna talk about somebody in Denver you saw. I will place the Fidiots in Denver and Co. Springs against any in the world. Driving 30,000 miles a year I swear I've been beside almost all of them at a light at one time or another over the last couple of decades.

PutQuinnIn · 02-28-2016, 09:42 AM

DWA, driving while asian.

BlackHelicopters · 02-28-2016, 09:47 AM

Sorry. Was looking for a Golden Corral.

Kman34 · 02-28-2016, 09:48 AM

Was it Mr Magoo??

**Bugeater** · 02-28-2016, 09:49 AM

Old people don't drive Audis, I'll go Asian.

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-28-2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

Old people don't drive Audis, I'll go Asian.

Do they really know what they're driving?
I mean, do they?

KChiefs1 · 02-28-2016, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Old Asian lady would be my guess.

Agreed

**loochy** · 02-28-2016, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Old Asian lady would be my guess.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey

It was katipan

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**Bugeater** · 02-28-2016, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

Do they really know what they're driving?
I mean, do they?

That's a fair point.

**SAUTO** · 02-28-2016, 11:52 AM

I would say they had caught one wheel in the culvert and were probably stuck.

That's why one wheel was off the ground.

I see this happen at least once a week next door at head start. We are always helping parents out of it.

02-27-2016, 10:33 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	I saw the worst driver today. First off, I'm not going to tell you age, gender, or race. I will tell you that it was not a person who looked like they had a learner's permit. But it was pretty funny. I was driving on a very busy highway in California, two lanes going in each direction with a 60 mph speed limit. I came to a stop because a couple of cars ahead, someone was stopped halfway in the lane and halfway in a driveway to a coffee shop parking lot. It was a nice Audi sedan two cars ahead of us. I thought maybe someone was trying to get out, blocking them from entering, but I couldn't see anyone. We sat there for a minute and traffic started piling up quickly behind us. The car just sat there and didn't move. We waited for a while, and then the car ahead of us started honking. The Audi then backed up onto the highway, most of the way. Then it pulled up again. Then it stopped again. Then it somehow - and I have no idea how - got a wheel off the ground. I cannot even begin to explain how, but I could see the back tire spinning with no traction. This was in a concrete driveway with no precipitation in good weather. I seriously have no idea how they did it. Then it backed up again. By this point there were lots of cars behind us, and the left lane was full of people passing the car. It backed all the way into the left lane, stopping all of the traffic and making cars dodge it, and stopped again. Then it cut the wheels and after about 100 feet it managed to get into the right lane. It took off at about 20 mph in a 60 mph zone. As cars started passing again, it then ever so slowly drifted into the left lane with its right turn signal on for some unexplainable reason, making everybody dodge it again. We eventually passed on the right side, laughing uproariously. There was a driver and passenger, and they were clearly oblivious to what they were doing.
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02-28-2016, 04:16 AM	#17
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02-28-2016, 07:12 AM	#18
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02-28-2016, 07:44 AM	#20
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02-28-2016, 08:16 AM	#21
tmax63 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $3250400	I thought you was gonna talk about somebody in Denver you saw. I will place the Fidiots in Denver and Co. Springs against any in the world. Driving 30,000 miles a year I swear I've been beside almost all of them at a light at one time or another over the last couple of decades. __________________ An armed member of society is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.
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02-28-2016, 11:52 AM	#30
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	I would say they had caught one wheel in the culvert and were probably stuck. That's why one wheel was off the ground. I see this happen at least once a week next door at head start. We are always helping parents out of it.
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