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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:14 PM   #16
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:16 PM   #17
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I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:19 PM   #18
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:21 PM   #19
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I mowed my yard today. I felt fine when I started, felt fine while I was mowing but 30 minutes after I finished my side suddenly starting hurting like the devil. (Also we cuss a lot. I guess our filters are worn out by now).
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:21 PM   #20
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:22 PM   #21
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:23 PM   #23
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With pepper and shaped like a speedo?
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