OU footballer picks bar fight. (With an MMA dude)

[burt]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I had a very random day of neck muscle spasms a while back... never had them before and not since. I used to have the random morning of turning my neck and realizing I slept wrong or whatever, but nothing like that bullshit.

Each time was maybe ~5-10 seconds of DON'T. ****ING. MOVE. followed by a few seconds of what the **** was that?!?!

And I'm still a decade away from 50.

AND I am a decade PAST 50!!! Calf cramps, Hammy cramps, RIB ****ING CRAMPS!!! Look....I expected some issues. I broke between 27 and 30 bones. And as stated earlier in this thread, had facial reconstruction (thankfully, I was never pretty), had a football sized growth removed from my ass cheek and 7 "narrowing arteries" that are "beyond stints"... But these muscle cramps weren't expected!

[ChiefaRoo]

I’ll fight any of you guys. Name the place and my hired proxy will whip your ass and send me the video to prove it. That is all.

[burt]

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

I’ll fight any of you guys. Name the place and my hired proxy will whip your ass and send me the video to prove it. That is all.

Finally!! THE smartest way to fight!!!

[srvy]

Getting old sucks for sure. I have worked on my feet for 40 years never had any problems. TILL THE COVID VACCINE. Yeah after griping from my wife I signed up in my County registry me and wife. I figured it would be months before I got a text and hoped wife would as she works bartending and server at the casino. Well, boom one week after enrolling I get a text from Operation safe with login info to select the date and time. So this last Thursday I head to Cerner in NKC and goes smooth as in and have my Moderna shot in 10 minutes wait 15 minutes in recovery and out the door. The hills of rock creek office park have a steep grade back up to parking. I am hauling ass as I have rest day off then pop and pain from knee half down the calf and down goes Frazier. I try to get up and my leg buckles again. I look around and there is a retaining wall and a fire hose connection sticking out, I grab and pull myself up stunned. I still have half this grade to get to more level ground. An old 70+ woman stops asks if I need help and I say no my knee just gave out she said her husband has the same thing. I try to walk and find if I lean into the retaining wall next to walk it takes some weight off the ****ed left knee. I limp to the crown of grade and retaining wall ends I am on my own but my car is in sight. A security guard directing traffic asks if I need help I refuse because I am stubborn. Leg hurt but on the flatter ground, I am able to limp and hop to the car. I get in pull my useless limb into the car and I am out of that shithole thanks COVID.

Then Later that evening I get a sore arm tired go to bed about 4 am I need to shit bad real bad. I was lucky as I have my brother drop off my late father's cane and I work my way like a feeble old man to the toilet and get six inches from the seat and there she blows. I should have been a bombardier as it was a bullseye stream of water ass. This continued every half hour till I said enough and took an anti diareal. So Covid vaccine free but its gonna cost the Doctor Monday and He will like always refer me to a specialist. Yeah if I haven't said it **** COVID.

[Flying High D]

I think high blood pressure medicine causes muscle cramps. Or is it high cholesterol medicine?