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01-30-2015, 02:37 PM | #1 |
Mammoth penis
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Ive been eating a lot healthier for a couple weeks now. No fast food, no soda or sweets of any kind, grilled chicken breast and rice/broccoli for most lunches and dinners, and a protein shake with a banana for breakfast every morning. Ive lost 6 lbs with no exercise and my poops have been magnificent.
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01-30-2015, 02:38 PM | #2 |
"You like to drink?"
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Nope. It's like shitting rocks.
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01-30-2015, 02:38 PM | #3 |
It Goes On
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For about three weeks, I've been eating little more than salads, soups, and Raisin Bran/ Mini Wheats.
I've been firing sludge out of my ass that would embarrass a hippie on a commune. |
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01-31-2015, 12:44 AM | #4 |
Supporter
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01-31-2015, 06:38 AM | #5 | |
It Goes On
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01-30-2015, 02:39 PM | #6 |
Banned
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I never go #2 in a public place, save for those times when it is an absolute must. Always at home. I'm OK in hotel rooms.
I've attended plenty of 3 day music festivals. Always held my shit till I got home. Shrug.emoticon |
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01-30-2015, 02:44 PM | #7 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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2 scoops of Rocky Road with a swirl of soft serve on top.
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01-30-2015, 10:09 PM | #8 |
Life is changing..
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I completely destroyed one of the toilets at work tonight. Damn Mexican food.
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01-30-2015, 10:22 PM | #9 |
I like Pie!
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I pretty much poop twice a day, It's the butt hair that gives me grief. I should get my butt waxed.
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01-30-2015, 10:50 PM | #10 |
Consuming CP souls
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Not many clean breaks lately
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01-30-2015, 11:36 PM | #11 |
You Sweetie!
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Be sure you guys are using butt-tastic TP - something such as Quilted Norther at a minimum, go that tier-level at a minimum. Don't buy in to that Angel Soft nonsense.
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01-31-2015, 12:19 AM | #12 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I started adding flax seed to my salads. It was really cheap at the grocery store and I wanted a break from my usual sesame seeds. I like the taste and the consistency. I've heard that it has healthy stuff in there although you may want to grind it to get all the good stuff out of there. I don't grind mine, I just sprinkle it on. It's like a shotgun blast through the bowels. Apparently I needed the fiber because the first few shits smelled like they had been in there since elementary school. I shit once or twice a day depending on how much I eat. Occasionally I get three good shits a day. Pretty nice.
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01-31-2015, 12:32 AM | #13 | |
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01-31-2015, 01:12 AM | #14 |
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I might give it a go in the coffee grinder. I got a fairly large container of the stuff for only a few bucks at the grocery store. I still have a good sized Ziploc bag that is close to full. Is the flavor any different after grinding? I find it to be a pleasant addition to my typical salad.
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You Sweetie!
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