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Old 02-10-2005, 06:34 PM  
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Gentlemen, A Question.
So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing on your underwear when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

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Old 02-11-2005, 08:21 AM   #61
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Nope the pull down flip over..

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Old 02-11-2005, 08:22 AM   #62
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I suppose a small penis would require you to get much closer to the urinal than I'm accustomed to....
No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.
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Old 02-11-2005, 08:26 AM   #63
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No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.


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Old 02-11-2005, 08:27 AM   #64
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No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.


Nicely played.

That makes you using the toilet even more bizarre though. Is the seat, "fur-trimmed" at your house?
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Nicely played.

That makes you using the toilet even more bizarre though. Is the seat, "fur-trimmed" at your house?
No. Why is this so hard to understand? Or are you just being a goof.
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Old 02-11-2005, 08:48 AM   #66
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No. Why is this so hard to understand? Or are you just being a goof.
Goofin', of course

"fur-trimmed"....get it?
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Old 02-11-2005, 11:03 AM   #67
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Dude, it gets worse as you get older.

Better start eating cranberries.
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No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.
longer than four hours, although rare, would require you to seek a physician immediately.
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longer than four hours, although rare, would require you to seek a physician immediately.
yeah, you're probably right...

go chiefs is really some old, really old geezer that needs levitra (or is it cialis?) to get it up...

he just talks a good game is all...
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Really? That's odd.
It IS odd. My original answer was going to be sometimes, but when I spent a few moments reflecting on SaulBadGuy's post, I realized that I do the same thing.
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No actually I have a large penis that is constantly erect so you can see why I used to have problems with splashing. It was like a highly-pressurized fire hose going off against a wall.
If you can urinate while erect, you better go visit a urologist.
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So, how many of you actually use the "free willy" thing when you take a leak? I'm not sure if it has an agreed upon name, however. If it does, I apologize.

Thanks.
When I first read this post I read it like what is above. So, I thought you saying something like "Free Willy" when you released you wanger from captivity to pee.

Since farts that come out when you pee are called "escapees", I usually say something like, "How the hell did you get out?" when that happens, but only if under the infleuence of alcohol.
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No, I stand up and pee in the pot, like you do at home.


Zero risk of splash.
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Dude, it gets worse as you get older.

Better start eating cranberries.
Oh really? Don't you ever stand at the toliet barefooted? Zero risk of splash my arse, and just wait until you get older and the pressure of the apparatus drops. You get a lot of split streams. I can split the bowl no prob and sometimes I could wet both pins of a 7-10 split.
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If you can urinate while erect, you better go visit a urologist.
Actually, I can. It's just a little difficult.
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