Poop NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:07 PM

Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring,

Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.

**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 06:08 PM

Nice 19,000th post

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 06:18 PM

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 06:19 PM

Does gravity really make a difference in flushing?

Gary · 10-20-2009, 06:20 PM

Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Does gravity really make a difference in flushing?

per wiki -> A toilet works because of gravity. When a flush lever is pulled, a plug will open, allowing water to flow out to fill the basin. When the basin is full enough, gravity causes the liquid to flow out through a bend in the pipe, called an S trap.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary

Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

last time someone dared, Greg63 came through, plus, too late, err, I'd be lying and stuff.

**bevischief** · 10-20-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary

Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

we need proof....
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JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Does gravity really make a difference in flushing?

Certainly does for me here in work. I swear, the thing's got about an 80-dB flush. I've never seen a toilet with this much suckitude. I love it. Being a big guy, usually I've got to be pretty careful... you know, squeeze out a nice little ladylike loaf if I'm using a small home toilet. With this thing, I can hold it for a couple of days and grunt up a storm until there's a flagpole saluting me from the john. I can leave something in there that would make the Electric Boat Co. down in CT think they lost a nuclear sub. Doesn't matter. Flush, gurgle, wham, it's gone. Let me tell you, until you have the ability to take monster dumps without any consequence, you don't realize what a luxury it is...

**Bwana** · 10-20-2009, 06:25 PM

Congrats!

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

there is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that JD10367's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:28 PM

thank you Bwana.

Goldmember · 10-20-2009, 06:30 PM

I've had several huge dumps in my lifetime that have gotten lodged sideways and I've literally had to chop'em down to get it down the tube. Best thing for that is a wire hanger and then toss it in the trash. Don't know if an industrial strength toilet would have helped or not.

**Bugeater** · 10-20-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

You're shitting down the elevator shaft?

**Bwana** · 10-20-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

thank you Bwana.

Why, you are very welcome. It's not everyday one can make that statement. (regarding a MASTER water biscuit)

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