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Old 04-27-2017, 07:19 PM  
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*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****

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Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!

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Old 12-12-2018, 09:15 PM   #20416
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Old 12-12-2018, 09:34 PM   #20417
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He ain't gonna get shit
Like **** he ain't. PMII is on his way to being a hotter commodity than Brady or Manning ****ing COMBINED. You even BREATHE on that kid next year, and you'll be bathed in yellow nylon faster than you can say, "**** my gaping, Raven asshole"(!)

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They’re silly but I don’t get why it bothers people. The “frog” stuff is worse in my opinion.

But nothing takes away from this glorious season
This. The Kermit shit is mind-grindingly stupid compared to a weekly, innocuous Twitter post with civil war themes. And who gives a **** if it started with Neckbeard The Suck anyway? That guy ain't done shit.
But as Marcellus said, Pandoras Box and arguing stupid shit all day long, though debating Captain Haglund is 100% legitimate. We finally get this guy his offensive counterpart after seven years, ready to make some serious noise, and "muh heel"(!). Lame.

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He looked that way when he signed that deal,

Mediocre QBs are getting way overpaid.
This. I'm trying to remember which pile of mediocre, QB suck kicked this whole thing off, making mid-tier and lower mid-tier QB's oil barons overnight, but it was the contract right before Smith got his KC contract.
It's ridiculous. And at people already beginning the stressing and fretting over how Mahomes will be paid?! Jesus...
I'll give you a clue; take your initial figure and double it, you low-ballin' sons of bitches.
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Old 12-12-2018, 09:55 PM   #20418
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:02 PM   #20419
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:02 PM   #20420
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:04 PM   #20421
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:05 PM   #20422
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Mahomes is going to be the biggest thing in Kansas City since barbecue.



By the time he retires he should have:



1. His own restaurant

2. His own BBQ sauce

3. His own street

4. His own statue



Did I miss anything?


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Old 12-12-2018, 10:07 PM   #20423
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Mahomes is going to be the biggest thing in Kansas City since barbecue.

By the time he retires he should have:

1. His own restaurant
2. His own BBQ sauce
3. His own street
4. His own statue

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Old 12-12-2018, 10:16 PM   #20424
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He grew up upper/middle class. Father was very successful but not in a sustainable way. He saw and understood that. He's not dumb. He understands the KC connection but he's not giving them a tremendous discount.

We'll have him forever. I do think he'll be like the Bradys of the world who want to get paid but understand the bigger picture. He's amazing. I couldn't begrudge him for a second of anything.
Yeah, I don't expect him to get a hometown discount and I don't blame him for not taking it. Maybe I'm being a homer, but I think his closeness to Reid and his teammates might help only a little. If Tyreek is extended, can't imagine him not coming back. I know people like Kansas City, but his family seems to love it and he seems to have a tremendous relationship with his teammates. We've had a lot of close locker rooms but this is the closest I've seen in a while.
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:59 PM   #20425
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:23 PM   #20426
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I thought he turned down money from the Diamondbacks. You’re definitely right on his request of a large signing bonus with Detroit
Mahomes has stated before that quite a few teams came to see him to gage his interest in playing baseball, but he made it clear through his ridiculous asking price that he wasn't interested in pursuing baseball, which kept teams from drafting him.

I am not saying he would have been a first round draft choice, but he definitely would have went much, much sooner.

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Old 12-13-2018, 01:15 AM   #20427
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Okay, I remember now. It was Dalton. Figures it would be a red-headed stepchild, ginger-**** screwing the pay rate for NFL QB's.

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Old 12-13-2018, 08:31 AM   #20428
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Why are we even talking about his contract. It doesn't make any sense. WHEN it's due -- which is a while yet -- he'll get whatever % of the cap corresponds to being the best QB in the league, assuming he keeps it up. Goff and Wentz will get paid first -- and Mahomes will then get X% more, as he deserves.

Words like discount don't even make sense. Other than maybe Brady after a decade of already earning a shit-ton, no one takes a discount. If it's 10 years, $350 million - sign me up. I really couldn't care any less. We have this guy, the type of guy we've all spent our entire lives dreaming of having, and some of you are talking contract and hoping he feels like forfeiting dozens of millions of dollars out of the goodness of his heart. Holy ****. Let's just enjoy the ride!
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Old 12-13-2018, 08:54 AM   #20429
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