Life The Divorce update! - Page 4

burt · 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

burt · 07-07-2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

That's not necessarily true.

Sorry honey.

plus she is a lying, skanky ho....I wouldn't trust her word!

wild1 · 07-07-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

She cheated on him and is carrying another man's baby.

awh... wtf... it gives me nausea to even think of doing that.

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

plus she is a lying, skanky ho....I wouldn't trust her word!

So is she still seeing the guy? Does he know you guys ****ed again?

**Lumpy** · 07-07-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

That's not necessarily true.

Sorry honey.

They checked me for STD's when I got my pap done when I was a few wks pregnant, (standard procedure). But they didn't check for teh HIV until I was further into my pregnancy, (that was an elective... I had no fears, but had them do it anyway for chits and Snickers).

seclark · 07-07-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

When a pregnant woman goes to her first OBGYN appointment they test for STD's. Hopefully if anything came back positive she would have let Burt know.

yeah, cause there's all that trust and whatnot.
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**Iowanian** · 07-07-2009, 09:51 AM

I guess that whole bit of "bang the chic that will piss her off the most" thing didn't sink in.

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I guess that whole bit of "bang the chic that will piss her off the most" thing didn't sink in.

Easier said than done. What if that chick doesnt want to bang you?

**Iowanian** · 07-07-2009, 09:53 AM

next one down the list.

Katipan · 07-07-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

They checked me for STD's when I got my pap done when I was a few wks pregnant, (standard procedure). But they didn't check for teh HIV until I was further into my pregnancy, (that was an elective... I had no fears, but had them do it anyway for chits and Snickers).

And with me, I had just had a pap smear like 2 months prior so my Doctor did a pelvic exam but no swabbing with the huge Q-tip so no pap smear.

The blood test I took only checked blood type, that RH thing, and sypillis... Hepatitis too I think. Urine test only checked that I was preggers.

I think they did the rest of the testing when I had to drink that gross crap for the Glucose test. But hell if I can remember.

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 09:55 AM

I dont think I could **** any of my wife's friends. They are all close to her and I know they wouldnt do that to her. Most of them are married anyway.

burt · 07-07-2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

So is she still seeing the guy? Does he know you guys ****ed again?

SHE says that she broke it off with him. I believe that he broke it off with her, when she became available and pregnant with his child!

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

SHE says that she broke it off with him. I believe that he broke it off with her, when she became available and pregnant with his child!

So she is single and alone carrying a bastard child that the father wants nothing to do with? She must be very depressed. I am shocked that she's not kissing your ass begging you to take her back.

Katipan · 07-07-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

So she is single and alone carrying a bastard child that the father wants nothing to do with? She must be very depressed. I am shocked that she's not kissing your ass begging you to take her back.

Gotta love a male logic crashing with a woman's.

Cash Cow · 07-07-2009, 09:59 AM

This is something better left off a message board.

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Gotta love a male logic crashing with a woman's.

I know most women do not want to be alone. Especially pregnant women.

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