Wet Wipes

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-22-2006, 04:46 PM

Does anyone else finish off their dumps by cleaning up with Wet Wipes? My bowels are angry a good portion of the time, and I find that it helps clean up my rather tar-like stools.

BWillie · 10-22-2006, 04:53 PM

You know how I know your gay....

HAHA just kidding. I would just use my hand, and then wipe it off on an opposing teams jacket and by utilizing ice from his cooler.

DRU · 10-22-2006, 05:08 PM

yes, wet wipes are the way to go. especially those of you who ever get hemroids. they have prep. H wet wipes that you can use as preventative maintenance. I haven't had another hemroid in a long time. and i'm sqeakie clean!

**2112** · 10-22-2006, 05:09 PM

Hamas..I would think you would have a bade..or bode..or bude..however the fuck you spell it..you know, that water blaster thing next to the shitter that cleans your bunghole..you dont have one of them by now??

Especially after that rollercoaster with your Cardinals??

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-22-2006, 05:11 PM

Bidet...and I have thought about it.

**2112** · 10-22-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Bidet...and I have thought about it.

AAAHHH..REFRESHING!!!

**Bowser** · 10-22-2006, 05:34 PM

I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.

burt · 10-22-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.

I bet mamasboy uses wet wipes after a date with Tynes and Huard...........

ChiefsfaninPA · 10-22-2006, 05:48 PM

Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.

burt · 10-22-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsfaninPA

Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.

mamasboy calls them man-juice-wipes..........

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10-22-2006, 04:53 PM	#2
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10-22-2006, 05:08 PM	#3
DRU To the Game Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $7273516	yes, wet wipes are the way to go. especially those of you who ever get hemroids. they have prep. H wet wipes that you can use as preventative maintenance. I haven't had another hemroid in a long time. and i'm sqeakie clean!
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10-22-2006, 05:11 PM	#5
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	Bidet...and I have thought about it. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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10-22-2006, 05:34 PM	#7
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3461616	I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.
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10-22-2006, 05:48 PM	#9
ChiefsfaninPA "F_ck Family Fun Night" Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: York, PA Casino cash: $10005025	Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.
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