Paranormal investigator says tour of Arrowhead Stadium turned up negative energy, spi

[Rain Man]

Given that Hank died in 2005, he can't be the curse. I could see him maybe liking to hang around, though, and I'm glad that he's rooting for a win. Hopefully he's negotiated something with the Native American spirits.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Given that Hank died in 2005, he can't be the curse. I could see him maybe liking to hang around, though, and I'm glad that he's rooting for a win. Hopefully he's negotiated something with the Native American spirits.

My understanding is that The Mentor laid down the curse when he was fired ... not when (or sometime after) he evacuated this mortal plane.

Besides, if it is Hank, sage exorcism won't work. You'd have to create an altar of some sort that features fashionable, stylish clothing and a nice wig. Once that's done, you'd have to ignite a can of spray-tan.

FAX

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by FAX

My understanding is that The Mentor laid down the curse when he was fired ... not when (or sometime after) he evacuated this mortal plane.

Besides, if it is Hank, sage exorcism won't work. You'd have to create an altar of some sort that features fashionable, stylish clothing and a nice wig. Once that's done, you'd have to ignite a can of spray-tan.

FAX

I don't think a live person can lay down a curse. Because I've tried really hard in a couple of cases.

Unless maybe Hank is Haitian. I think Haitians can do it.

[Red Dawg]

Thank the lord that's over. How stupid are we to have thought it was players and coaches screw us over so many times.

Big relief. We got this.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't think a live person can lay down a curse. Because I've tried really hard in a couple of cases.

Unless maybe Hank is Haitian. I think Haitians can do it.

Yes, Haitians can certainly lay down a solid curse. No question about it.

But the surname Stram has Gaelic and Scottish origins. And it is a fact that, throughout history, some of the most badass cursers were Scottish. Those dudes were some of the curserest cursers to ever curse out a curse. For example, there are at least a dozen castles in Scotland that are known to be haunted and, according to oral histories, no one has ever won a playoff game in a single one of those.

FAX

[mdchiefsfan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Given that Hank died in 2005, he can't be the curse. I could see him maybe liking to hang around, though, and I'm glad that he's rooting for a win. Hopefully he's negotiated something with the Native American spirits.

Originally Posted by FAX

My understanding is that The Mentor laid down the curse when he was fired ... not when (or sometime after) he evacuated this mortal plane.

Besides, if it is Hank, sage exorcism won't work. You'd have to create an altar of some sort that features fashionable, stylish clothing and a nice wig. Once that's done, you'd have to ignite a can of spray-tan.

FAX

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't think a live person can lay down a curse. Because I've tried really hard in a couple of cases.

Unless maybe Hank is Haitian. I think Haitians can do it.

Originally Posted by FAX

Yes, Haitians can certainly lay down a solid curse. No question about it.

But the surname Stram has Gaelic and Scottish origins. And it is a fact that, throughout history, some of the most badass cursers were Scottish. Those dudes were some of the curserest cursers to ever curse out a curse. For example, there are at least a dozen castles in Scotland that are known to be haunted and, according to oral histories, no one has ever won a playoff game in a single one of those.

FAX

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by FAX

Yes, Haitians can certainly lay down a solid curse. No question about it.

But the surname Stram has Gaelic and Scottish origins. And it is a fact that, throughout history, some of the most badass cursers were Scottish. Those dudes were some of the curserest cursers to ever curse out a curse. For example, there are at least a dozen castles in Scotland that are known to be haunted and, according to oral histories, no one has ever won a playoff game in a single one of those.

FAX

This may be the perfect post

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by FAX

Yes, Haitians can certainly lay down a solid curse. No question about it.

But the surname Stram has Gaelic and Scottish origins. And it is a fact that, throughout history, some of the most badass cursers were Scottish. Those dudes were some of the curserest cursers to ever curse out a curse. For example, there are at least a dozen castles in Scotland that are known to be haunted and, according to oral histories, no one has ever won a playoff game in a single one of those.

FAX

I now wonder about the connection of this to our most infamous Scot, Scottie Pioli. The timing isn't quite right, but it's possible that it corresponds to his birth or something.

How do we get rid of a Scottish curse? I wonder if perhaps our cheerleaders could appease them by wearing short plaid schoolgirl skirts. It may be worth a try.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I now wonder about the connection of this to our most infamous Scot, Scottie Pioli. The timing isn't quite right, but it's possible that it corresponds to his birth or something.

How do we get rid of a Scottish curse? I wonder if perhaps our cheerleaders could appease them by wearing short plaid schoolgirl skirts. It may be worth a try.

Can we add glasses to their outfits too? To better see the demons being vanquished of course

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

Can we add glasses to their outfits too? To better see the demons being vanquished of course

I just assumed that was part of the deal.