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Old 11-04-2011, 11:11 AM  
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What a pain in the ass
I now know the true meaning of this saying as I had a fall at Arrowhead last Monday night and landed flat on my ass on the concrete.Since then I've had a constant pain in my ass,hard to get comfortable sleeping,bending over,getting in and out of the truck,pooping.

Anyhow,debating on whether I should see a doc or ride it out awhile longer and just hope it's brusied and was hoping someone here had a similar experience.

Yeah,I know there's a couple of softballs here so swing away,just don't make me laugh too hard because that makes my ass hurt too.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:13 AM   #2
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You may have broken your tail bone. I did that once. Nothing you can do but suffer and wait for it to heal. It's not like they can put a cast on your ass.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:15 AM   #3
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:16 AM   #4
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:17 AM   #5
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:17 AM   #6
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Brokenassititis can sometimes be fatal, Mr. Nzoner.

Farewell, friend.

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Old 11-04-2011, 11:19 AM   #7
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:19 AM   #8
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:19 AM   #9
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Just go make yourself a double drink of choice, then go make a few more...
It might be best to mix a giant drink in a big tub and ass soak for an hour or two every day.

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Old 11-04-2011, 11:20 AM   #10
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I know what you mean Nzoner. I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in about 5 hours last night, my chest kind of hurts today. Best wishes to your ass.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:21 AM   #11
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You may have broken your tail bone. I did that once. Nothing you can do but suffer and wait for it to heal. It's not like they can put a cast on your ass.
I suspect this is true. Get one of those ass-pain donuts to sit on or always sit in a cushy chair.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:25 AM   #12
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You may have broken your tail bone. I did that once. Nothing you can do but suffer and wait for it to heal. It's not like they can put a cast on your ass.
Same here. It took months before I could sit comfortably for extended periods of time.

I ended up sitting on a pillow and leaning forward to keep pressure off my tailbone. I'd have to get up for a while.

All you can do is take ibuprofen and wait.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:27 AM   #13
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Same here. It took months before I could sit comfortably for extended periods of time.

I ended up sitting on a pillow and leaning forward to keep pressure off my tailbone. I'd have to get up for a while.

All you can do is take ibuprofen and wait.
I had to buy one of those inflatable donuts to sit on when I broke mine, and that only helped a little bit. Sleeping comfortably was none too easy, either.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:29 AM   #14
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I now know the true meaning of this saying as I had a fall at Arrowhead last Monday night and landed flat on my ass on the concrete.Since then I've had a constant pain in my ass,hard to get comfortable sleeping,bending over,getting in and out of the truck,pooping.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:33 AM   #15
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I now know the true meaning of this saying as I had a fall at Arrowhead last Monday night and landed flat on my ass on the concrete.Since then I've had a constant pain in my ass,hard to get comfortable sleeping,bending over,getting in and out of the truck,pooping.

Anyhow,debating on whether I should see a doc...
I don't understand why you'd go (way) out of your way to help others but seem reluctant to help yourself...
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