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08-20-2004, 06:32 PM | #1 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:33 PM | #2 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:34 PM | #3 |
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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08-20-2004, 07:20 PM | #4 |
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Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.
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08-20-2004, 07:23 PM | #5 | |
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Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
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08-20-2004, 07:25 PM | #6 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:30 PM | #7 | |
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08-21-2004, 08:42 AM | #8 | |
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Great thread.
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08-20-2004, 06:33 PM | #9 |
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The old fashioned....
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08-20-2004, 06:39 PM | #10 | |
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If she says no, you say...."then, I guess, a blowjob is out of the question?" Usually she'll rape you right there.
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08-20-2004, 06:39 PM | #11 |
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.
but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me. as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot. keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks. |
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08-20-2004, 06:42 PM | #12 | |
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47 was real....but that's probably after..... In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy.... Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....
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08-20-2004, 06:43 PM | #13 |
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
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08-20-2004, 06:45 PM | #14 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:47 PM | #15 | |
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Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that. |
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