Denver Metro & Front Range Forecast for the Next 3 Days

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I’m in Colorado Springs and they are calling for like 15”. Thankfully I’m GTFO tomorrow morning.

5 years ago I was here for some ridiculous ass snowstorm. Barely made it in and got stuck in the hotel.

I’m waiting till June next ****ing time.

The "rule" is Mother's Day, actually.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Donger

The "rule" is Mother's Day, actually.

That’s pretty accurate. Our rule of thumb for planting (or at least moving outside) any warm weather plants has been ~ mid May.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by tredadda

That’s pretty accurate. Our rule of thumb for planting (or at least moving outside) any warm weather plants has been ~ mid May.

A few years ago about this time of year, I was at "Home Depot" in the plant section. It was about 70F. Went to check out and there was a couple in front of me with a flat bed full of flowers. The woman was saying, "I don't see why everyone says winters here are bad!! It's gorgeous out!!"

I asked, "Are you new to Colorado?"

The woman said, "Yes! We just moved from California!!"

I asked if they were planning on planting those flowers into the ground.

"Well, of course silly!!"

I just smiled as the man looked at me with a "Wait, why is he smiling?" look on his face.

Must have been about $400 worth flowers....

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Donger

A few years ago about this time of year, I was at "Home Depot" in the plant section. It was about 70F. Went to check out and there was a couple in front of me with a flat bed full of flowers. The woman was saying, "I don't see why everyone says winters here are bad!! It's gorgeous out!!"

I asked, "Are you new to Colorado?"

The woman said, "Yes! We just moved from California!!"

I asked if they were planning on planting those flowers into the ground.

"Well, of course silly!!"

I just smiled as the man looked at me with a "Wait, why is he smiling?" look on his face.

Must have been about $400 worth flowers....

Wow Donger.
Nosey and then unhelpful.

If we weren't aleady besties my vagina would retract into my stomach.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Wow Donger.
Nosey and then unhelpful.

If we weren't aleady besties my vagina would retract into my stomach.

Not my fault that neither of them bothered to ask why I asked that. And she was a little snooty as well.

Welcome to Colorado.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Donger

Not my fault that neither of them bothered to ask why I asked that. And she was a little snooty as well.

Welcome to Colorado.

Why I go to Lowes.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Why I go to Lowes.

Elitist snob.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Donger

A few years ago about this time of year, I was at "Home Depot" in the plant section. It was about 70F. Went to check out and there was a couple in front of me with a flat bed full of flowers. The woman was saying, "I don't see why everyone says winters here are bad!! It's gorgeous out!!"

I asked, "Are you new to Colorado?"

The woman said, "Yes! We just moved from California!!"

I asked if they were planning on planting those flowers into the ground.

"Well, of course silly!!"

I just smiled as the man looked at me with a "Wait, why is he smiling?" look on his face.

Must have been about $400 worth flowers....

Every year we see or hear that from someone, especially on Nextdoor. The ones who have been here long enough know better than to trust these "false Springs". Like clockwork though some will plant something outside during this time of year only to be disappointed when the inevitable snow and cold come back.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by tredadda

Every year we see or hear that from someone, especially on Nextdoor. The ones who have been here long enough know better than to trust these "false Springs". Like clockwork though some will plant something outside during this time of year only to be disappointed when the inevitable snow and cold come back.

I just do what Katipan's vagina tells me to do.