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Old 12-19-2005, 01:06 PM  
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An epiphany
As Bob Dole sat yesterday in the wintery gloom of yet another wasted football season by his beloved Chiefs, Bob Dole was able to take little solace from the knowledge that most of his fellow fans felt a similar disappointment.

Unable to force himself to cling to the faint glimmers of hope posted here by the lunatic fringe that still feels this trainwreck of a season may be salvaged, and lacking any alcoholic beverages with which to numb the feelings of despair, Bob Dole turned to the only thing left to those who are unfortunate enough to reside in a dry county. Food.

And then, shining like the star that appeared above Bethlehem to guide the wise men toward the newborn baby in a lowly manger, it occurred to Bob Dole.

Not only should the person who first combined Velveeta and RO*TELŪ tomatoes not have faded into obscurity, they should have been awarded some sort of Nobel prize.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:29 PM   #46
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:30 PM   #47
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:34 PM   #48
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:35 PM
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:36 PM   #49
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:38 PM   #50
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Noted, and will be tried this weekend.

Wait... I'm going home for Christmas, my mom will probably make something.

She usually makes a layered mexican style dip for game day.

I'll be back in Utah for the play-offs though, I'll try it then.
impress your mother and make some for the game. you can never have to many chips or dip for a game. just make sure you bring plenty of booz to drown your non playoff sorrows.
also add in some pasta shells or macaroni, for an exceptionally tasty treat.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:48 PM   #51
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For a second I thought kcfanXIII was going to explain which booze to mix into Rotel dip to make it even better.

I'm so disappointed.

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Old 12-19-2005, 04:18 PM   #52
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Ah, but Velveeta and Rotel without accompanying beer or ritas is like, oh, I dunno, Bush without Dick, Carl without Dick, Starsky without Hutch...
Sounds like someone might have a drinking problem.

Its pasturized processed goodness is excellent on fresh hashbrown potatoes.
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:41 PM   #53
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Not only should the person who first combined Velveeta and RO*TELŪ tomatoes not have faded into obscurity, they should have been awarded some sort of Nobel prize.
Classic.

Good to know there are others who have suffered the same fate.



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Old 12-19-2005, 05:41 PM   #54
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So it seems that we all have this same affinity for Velvetta/Rotel dip. Thats some good bonding after our team got embrassed (again) on national TV. much better than embrassing drunken hugs.

But one thing I'm curious of............I didn't know "Dry" counties still exsisted. How can they legally keep out liquor and beer?






They can do whatever they want here in Texas....... I don't live in a dry county, but the city I live in is dry......
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:04 PM   #55
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But one thing I'm curious of............I didn't know "Dry" counties still exsisted. How can they legally keep out liquor and beer?
Not a clue. There's supposedly a petition floating around that would put the issue of wetness on an upcoming ballot.

Bob Dole is actually opposed to it. Alcohol sales revenue is about all that's keeping Miller County Arkansas afloat at this point...and 3 blocks really isn't too far to drive. Plus that whole bootlegging thing adds a little spice to life.
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