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11-25-2020, 09:00 PM | #1 |
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Congrats- make sure to name at least 1 of them Halfcan.
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11-25-2020, 09:28 PM | #2 |
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11-25-2020, 09:35 PM | #3 |
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Teenagers in 2035 will hate sports. Mock them. They gonna be like this isnt a video game.
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11-25-2020, 09:37 PM | #4 |
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Congratulations.
Congratulations. Congratulations. Out of curiosity, can you tell before birth if they're identical or fraternal?
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11-25-2020, 09:43 PM | #5 |
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Apparently triplets can be some combo of identical and fraternal. So your possible combinations (assuming no hermaphrodites) are:
3 identical boys 2 identical boys and 1 girl 2 fraternal boys and 1 girl 3 fraternal boys 3 fraternal girls 1 boy and 2 fraternal girls 1 boy and 2 identical girls 3 identical girls We should take bets on what they are.
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11-27-2020, 10:45 PM | #6 | |
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11-25-2020, 09:56 PM | #7 |
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Blessings to you!
I hope you or your wife have parents or siblings close by. You're gonna need a helping hand or three
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11-25-2020, 11:05 PM | #8 |
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Congrats. Rest now, soon you won't get any sleep!
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11-26-2020, 04:23 PM | #9 |
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I have decided you should name your new kids Joey, Joe and JoJo.
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11-26-2020, 06:09 PM | #11 |
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I have a new Chiefs fan on the way too
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11-27-2020, 11:31 PM | #12 |
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Congrats! Since it's just one, I think you have to go with a specialist name like Harrison or Tommy or Winchester.
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First: Congratulations Second: My twins turned five in mid-October (they were born during game 5 of the 2015 ALDS). Here are some tips I will share: 1) For at LEAST the first few weeks you have them home, you’re going to need a third person there to help. Mother, father, sister, best friend, something... And you’re going to alternate nights that you/your spouse/your third party get a full night off to sleep. If you and your wife try to do it all yourselves you’ll get no night time sleep and it will **** you up. 2) Get a baby Brezza or something similar. This is like a Keurig for formula. You’re going to need it. 3) mentally prepare for never considering anyone else’s baby experience challenging. It gets annoying in a hurry listening to people who have never had more than one baby at a time whine about how hard it was. 4) if you’re doing daycare, get on it ASAP. Finding child care for multiples is ****ing hard. 5) safety proof the shit out of your house. My wife was measuring 48 cm at 37 weeks with twins (and that’s the equivalent of a 48-week pregnancy) and couldn’t get around. Get one of those grabber contraptions. She’ll need it. 6) strap it up. It’s getting real, man.
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