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Jilly · 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM

Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?

Pioli Zombie · 06-22-2009, 12:34 PM

Puttin on the fart mask.
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Jilly · 06-22-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

That was an interesting approach, Ms. Jilly. I'm sure it went over very well. A Christian audience would be very receptive to those ideas, I imagine. Congratulations.

It raises an interesting concept, though. I think there's something to the notion that men harbor a kind of strength that is unique to their sex. Certainly, men are taught from an early age that it is their "role" to be strong - regardless of how they feel at the time. Still, even the strongest men I personally know take refuge in a woman's arms and love.

What a crazy, mixed-up world we live in.

FAX

Yeah, and that's what I struggled with. There's a lot of stereotypes and figuring out which of those have some kernel of truth. I can honestly say that I didn't fully 100% believe in what I was saying, which made me feel like it sucked....

What I wanted to really say was, We can celebrate men because we love their cocks. But you know.....I had to temper it down.

burt · 06-22-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

What I wanted to really say was, We can celebrate men because we love their cocks. But you know.....I had to temper it down.

Nope....no reason to temper a great statment like that! By the way....each of us men love our own as well......and want to share it!

**Iowanian** · 06-22-2009, 01:10 PM

You should have worked in the ancient chInowanian proverb:
Spare the Rod, Spoil the Broad.

**Rain Man** · 06-22-2009, 01:17 PM

Our superior ability to convert a 3rd and 1 has been completely left out of this discussion so far.

Sully · 06-22-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Our superior ability to convert a 3rd and 1 has been completely left out of this discussion so far.

Yeah...but Greg Hill goes to our church, and she didn't want to just overtly hurt feelings.

FishingRod · 06-22-2009, 02:09 PM

Best part would have to be knowing that My X -wife has different chromosomes than me. If I were of her gender, I would probably have to drink the Anti Freeze and throw myself in the woodchipper. Don't get me wrong I consider myself an admirer of women but along with the greatest capacity for kindness and compassion amongst our species, they have the greatest capacity for Evil. My X lies so much she has to have someone else call her dog.

EyePod · 06-22-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Wolf T-shirts

I never stop laughing at this ****ing thing.

Pablo · 06-22-2009, 04:08 PM

Having a penis, drinking whiskey and listening to Hank Jr.

Oh, and being able to piss on ant mounds and drown them.

**BigRedChief** · 06-22-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully

Yeah...but Greg Hill goes to our church, and she didn't want to just overtly hurt feelings.

okay, so give us the scoop on the Marty..Did Greg Hill schtoop Mrs. Marty? Or was it Marty's girlfriend?

FAX · 06-22-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by FishingRod

... My X lies so much she has to have someone else call her dog.

FAX

**Rain Man** · 06-22-2009, 05:38 PM

Y'know another thing I really like being about a guy? Being able to consistently ingest 2,800 calories a day.

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