ChiefsPlanet CP Census - Page 5

joesomebody · 04:50 PM

The strip club thread got me pissed off about idiotic-waste of time legislation, and it appeared that most of the posters in that thread were in agreement for once, and somehow that led to me wondering what the demographics of the planet are.

Don't know if this has been done, but I don't think so. I'm curious to find the average Chief's Planeteer. I'm far too lazy to come up with the required survey(s), but I know we have a few resident experts that might also be interested?(Rain Man) I'd suggest a blind poll.

My guess:

Age: 34.2
84% of planeteers are male
88% Caucasian
72% Protestant Christian
Average number of children per planeteer: 1.2
Average Household Income: $385k (Dane skews this one)
Average Median Household Income $62.4k
89% Chief's Fans
77% Cardinal's Fans
52% KU Fans (Must pick one school for all sports (COMOCHIEF!))
80% of planeteers are bald with a goatee
42% of planeteers are from Missouri
40% of planeteers currently reside in Missouri
82% of planeteers have been to a strip club
0.026% of planeteers have been to a gay bar (Buck?)

Now that there is a poll, please don't be offended if you can't find a particular category that fits and have to select other or N/A etc.

There is no way in hell I can put all religions, races, states, teams, etc on any poll. Let alone a VBulletin poll.

**mlyonsd** · 05-14-2010, 04:22 PM

Too funny. I just signed on after talking to the census chick that showed up at the front door.

I tried a couple of the Betty White jokes....I think the census chick is getting sick of hearing them.

bowener · 05-14-2010, 04:23 PM

Where is the public poll option? I'm not going to bare all in here.

After all, it is illegal now.

**mlyonsd** · 05-14-2010, 04:27 PM

Age: 49
Male
Caucasian
Non-practicing Catholic
2 kidsAverage
Who wants to know?
Chief fan
Oriole fan
Iowa
Hair with a goatee
Born in Iowa live in South Dakota
Yes, been to a strip club or three
Went to a gay bar in Minneapolis by accident. Seriously. By accident

joesomebody · 05-14-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener

Where is the public poll option? I'm not going to bare all in here.

After all, it is illegal now.

I can't figure out a poll, I guess I can try again, but I think it will get screwed up.

RJ · 05-14-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Age: 49
Male
Caucasian
Non-practicing Catholic
2 kidsAverage
Who wants to know?
Chief fan
Oriole fan
Iowa
Hair with a goatee
Born in Iowa live in South Dakota
Yes, been to a strip club or three
Went to a gay bar in Minneapolis by accident. Seriously. By accident

You're an O's fan? That's one more thing to like about mlyonsd.

bowener · 05-14-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joesomebody

I can't figure out a poll, I guess I can try again, but I think it will get screwed up.

With all the new server stuff coming, is it possible for us to get some variable poll answers in here? Let us start polls that have a "fill" in the blank or something....

As for a poll on here... I guess you could go with the standard 18 or younger, 19-25, 26-30, 31-35 kinda bullshit...

**mlyonsd** · 05-14-2010, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

You're an O's fan? That's one more thing to like about mlyonsd.

Have a signed Brooks Robinson jersey framed and hanging.

Although we both know baseball died when Cal Ripken retired.

joesomebody · 05-14-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener

With all the new server stuff coming, is it possible for us to get some variable poll answers in here? Let us start polls that have a "fill" in the blank or something....

As for a poll on here... I guess you could go with the standard 18 or younger, 19-25, 26-30, 31-35 kinda bullshit...

My best attempt at a poll is now up. It will easily get screwed up by people who want to screw it up (Checking more than one per category.) Best I can figure out with current CP Polling options though.

**mlyonsd** · 05-14-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joesomebody

My best attempt at a poll is now up. It will easily get screwed up by people who want to screw it up (Checking more than one per category.) Best I can figure out with current CP Polling options though.

So that wasn't there when I first looked at the thread, right? Do you want us to re-enter our info into it?

joesomebody · 05-14-2010, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

So that wasn't there when I first looked at the thread, right? Do you want us to re-enter our info into it?

Yeah, it's no where near as exact, but it is a lot easier to keep track of and people are more likely to fill this out.

I have a bad feeling people might screw it up a little, but hopefully not.

I was limited to 50 options, so had to narrow categories and certainly can't allow for all 50 states, 32 football team options, etc.

joesomebody · 05-14-2010, 04:59 PM

No Cards fans or KU fans yet. This is excellent news.

RJ · 05-14-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Have a signed Brooks Robinson jersey framed and hanging.

Although we both know baseball died when Cal Ripken retired.

Awesome. I loved Brooks, saw him play many times at old Memorial Stadium. Those were great teams. Both my sons idolized Ripken. My oldest son was on a Southwest flight back from Vegas to Baltimore a few months ago and Cal was on the same plane. They talked for a while and he got a couple of pictures. The idea of Ripken climbing on board a Southwest flight with all the rest of the commoners struck me as funny.

kstater · 05-14-2010, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joesomebody

No Cards fans or KU fans yet. This is excellent news.

Must be a long line at the unemployment office.

keg in kc · 05-14-2010, 05:24 PM

36
male
Caucasian
atheist
0 kids
20-30k
Chiefs fan
Don't give a rats ass about mlb (might care if Royals weren't Royals)
Not KU or MU fan
Not bald, do have goatee (traditional, with no moustache)
Not from Missouri or Kansas
Currently reside in Kansas
Never been to a strip club
Never been to a gay bar

58-4ever · 05-14-2010, 05:38 PM

Age: 29
Male
White
Married
1 Child on the way
Income: 100k+
Chiefs Fan
Royals Fan
Boomer Sooner!
Shaved, no facial hair
born in Anaheim, CA
live in Norman, OK
been to a strip clubs and gay bars.

View Poll Results: CP Demographics: Please select one (But no more than one) from all categories.
Male	98	72.59%
Female	11	8.15%
Age 0-18	5	3.70%
Age 18-25	21	15.56%
Age 25-30	22	16.30%
Age 30-40	34	25.19%
Age 40-50	32	23.70%
Age 50-60	15	11.11%
Age 60-70	3	2.22%
Age 70+	2	1.48%
Race: White	122	90.37%
Race: Black	3	2.22%
Race: Hispanic	2	1.48%
Race: Asian	4	2.96%
Race: Other	4	2.96%
Religion: Catholic	17	12.59%
Religion: Protestant	38	28.15%
Religion: None/Agnostic/Atheist	43	31.85%
Religion: Other	24	17.78%
Number of Children: 0	65	48.15%
Number of Children: 1	19	14.07%
Number of Children: 2	24	17.78%
Number of Children: 3	16	11.85%
Number of Children: 4+	7	5.19%
Income: 0-10,000	13	9.63%
Income: 10,000-20,000	11	8.15%
Income: 20,000-30k	14	10.37%
Income: 30k - 40k	23	17.04%
Income: 50k-60k	8	5.93%
Income: 60-80k	10	7.41%
Income: 80k-100k	14	10.37%
Income: 100k+	33	24.44%
Chiefs are My favorite NFL Team	127	94.07%
I prefer a different NFL Team to the Chiefs	6	4.44%
Cardinals are my favorite MLB Team	16	11.85%
Royals are my favorite MLB Team	65	48.15%
I prefer a different MLB Team to the Cards or Royals	17	12.59%
I don't give a crap about MLB	35	25.93%
I root for Mizzou in college Athletics	43	31.85%
I root for KU in college Athletics	26	19.26%
I root for KSU in college Athletics	13	9.63%
I prefer a different college athletic program than MU/KU/KSU	45	33.33%
I am bald/have a shaved head	18	13.33%
I have a goatee	28	20.74%
I was born in Missouri	48	35.56%
I was born in Kansas	26	19.26%
I was born in a state other than Missouri or Kansas	55	40.74%
I currently live in Missouri	40	29.63%
I currently live in Kansas	24	17.78%
I currently live in a state other than Missouri or Kansas	66	48.89%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 135. You may not vote on this poll

05-14-2010, 10:45 AM
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	CP Census The strip club thread got me pissed off about idiotic-waste of time legislation, and it appeared that most of the posters in that thread were in agreement for once, and somehow that led to me wondering what the demographics of the planet are. Don't know if this has been done, but I don't think so. I'm curious to find the average Chief's Planeteer. I'm far too lazy to come up with the required survey(s), but I know we have a few resident experts that might also be interested?(Rain Man) I'd suggest a blind poll. My guess: Age: 34.2 84% of planeteers are male 88% Caucasian 72% Protestant Christian Average number of children per planeteer: 1.2 Average Household Income: $385k (Dane skews this one) Average Median Household Income $62.4k 89% Chief's Fans 77% Cardinal's Fans 52% KU Fans (Must pick one school for all sports (COMOCHIEF!)) 80% of planeteers are bald with a goatee 42% of planeteers are from Missouri 40% of planeteers currently reside in Missouri 82% of planeteers have been to a strip club 0.026% of planeteers have been to a gay bar (Buck?) Now that there is a poll, please don't be offended if you can't find a particular category that fits and have to select other or N/A etc. There is no way in hell I can put all religions, races, states, teams, etc on any poll. Let alone a VBulletin poll. Last edited by joesomebody; 05-14-2010 at 04:50 PM..
Posts: 2,584

05-14-2010, 04:22 PM	#61
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $1443762	Too funny. I just signed on after talking to the census chick that showed up at the front door. I tried a couple of the Betty White jokes....I think the census chick is getting sick of hearing them.
Posts: 38,897

05-14-2010, 04:23 PM	#62
bowener BAMF! Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $9549897	Where is the public poll option? I'm not going to bare all in here. After all, it is illegal now. __________________ Main Entry: bowe·ner Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\ Function: noun Date: circa 2007
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05-14-2010, 04:27 PM	#63
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $1443762	Age: 49 Male Caucasian Non-practicing Catholic 2 kidsAverage Who wants to know? Chief fan Oriole fan Iowa Hair with a goatee Born in Iowa live in South Dakota Yes, been to a strip club or three Went to a gay bar in Minneapolis by accident. Seriously. By accident
Posts: 38,897

05-14-2010, 04:59 PM	#71
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	No Cards fans or KU fans yet. This is excellent news.
Posts: 2,584

05-14-2010, 05:24 PM	#74
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	36 male Caucasian atheist 0 kids 20-30k Chiefs fan Don't give a rats ass about mlb (might care if Royals weren't Royals) Not KU or MU fan Not bald, do have goatee (traditional, with no moustache) Not from Missouri or Kansas Currently reside in Kansas Never been to a strip club Never been to a gay bar
Posts: 58,682

05-14-2010, 05:38 PM	#75
58-4ever The Collective Unconscious Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The OP Casino cash: $9520422	Age: 29 Male White Married 1 Child on the way Income: 100k+ Chiefs Fan Royals Fan Boomer Sooner! Shaved, no facial hair born in Anaheim, CA live in Norman, OK been to a strip clubs and gay bars.
Posts: 10,425