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06-30-2009, 12:54 PM | #1 |
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.
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06-30-2009, 12:55 PM | #2 |
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only you can prevent forest fires mr fax
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Are you sure you'd be able to do that? You'd have to spend a lot of time out in the woods and be able to identify the edible berries and hunt down and kill deer with bare hands. Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of bears.
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I think the only opening right now is for a lightning conductor. It has a great pension program, though.
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06-30-2009, 12:59 PM | #6 |
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06-30-2009, 01:01 PM | #7 |
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Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.
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06-30-2009, 12:59 PM | #9 |
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Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.
And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about. FAX |
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06-30-2009, 01:07 PM | #11 |
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don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.
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06-30-2009, 01:03 PM | #12 |
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I'd like to be Uma Thurman's nipples for about 6.34 seconds.
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06-30-2009, 01:03 PM | #13 |
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Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.
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I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.
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06-30-2009, 01:23 PM | #15 |
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