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Old 06-28-2009, 03:33 PM  
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Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:52 PM   #31
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Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. When she arrives God is there to greet her.
God says "Welcome Farrah, here in heaven you can have anything your heart desires"

Farrah replies "I want all the little children on Earth to be safe"

BAM! God kills Michael Jackson.
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:22 PM   #32
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That's your opinion, as jaded as it appears sir. People have different and varied taste in music. I personally have no MJ music in my IPod but if his music stands the test of time and my son wants to listen to it, I won't have a problem with that.
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I have heard cover of his songs,
acoustic, or "punked" out ( alien ant farm) and they are alright songs
but never could get into disco (pop) if you will
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:34 PM   #33
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Comedy is not pretty:

Q: What time did Michael Jackson go to bed?
A: When the big hand touched the little hand

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f**ks little boys.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 50?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: What's 6 + 50 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds..

Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A: He was up to two packs a day.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the bunk beds break.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
A: Michael's been able to have kids.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the little boy carrying the chicken.

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?

Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.

Q: What do little boys hate about staying at Michael Jackson's ranch?
A: The two-drink minimum.
Wow, that pretty much covers them all. Impressive.
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:40 PM   #34
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Wow, that pretty much covers them all. Impressive.
Not quite....

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my son".
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:04 PM   #35
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers.

Why did Michael Jackson like to have sex with twenty five year olds?
There were 20 of them.

Why did he have sex with 8-year old boys in the shower?
He could slick back their hair and make them look 6.
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:45 PM   #36
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Micheal Jackson was not buried or cremated. He was turned into plastic grocery bags. Now he is still white, still looks like he is made of plastic and is still dangerous to small children.
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:45 PM   #37
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack after he learned Boys II Men was a music group and not a delivery service.
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:59 PM   #38
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack after he learned Boys II Men was a music group and not a delivery service.
Most of these are really stupid, but this one actually made me laugh. haha.
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:05 PM   #39
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That's all I give a shit about. There's no way for me to know if he abused any children.

And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby.
That's golden.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:49 AM   #40
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Q: What does Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet and Ed Macman want for Christmas?

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Old 06-29-2009, 06:12 AM   #43
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After all those jokes posted you nobody said the best one. IT was already posted here on the Planet too.

Did you hear Michael Jackson Died? He got food poisoning from a 12 year old wiener.
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