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Old 02-20-2007, 03:54 PM  
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21 Facts You Didn't Know About Sex

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1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.


2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.

20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:17 PM   #61
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29% of those who are virgins when they marry are virgins when they get divorced.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:27 PM   #62
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Addendum to Addendum to #17:

Dang few girls are still virgins after two weeks on the road with a Mexican circus.

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Old 02-21-2007, 01:44 PM   #63
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No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.
The ole' Santorum special ehh?
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:47 PM   #64
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No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.
I knew that already. She orders it all the time when we go to Baskin Robbins, we then proceed to make one of our own in the back.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:51 PM   #65
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No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.
The term is Santorum .
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:51 PM   #66
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I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?
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Old 02-21-2007, 02:09 PM   #67
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I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?
After reviewing the data, it appears that 34% of them are polling everybody in sight, Ms. luv.

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Old 02-21-2007, 03:14 PM   #68
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I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?
Do you buy condoms or do you let the man bring them?
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Old 02-21-2007, 03:50 PM   #69
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Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:24 PM   #70
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:10 PM   #71
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1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches.
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them..
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:13 PM   #72
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you can't use the metric system...
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:15 PM   #73
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That's INCHES not Centimeters @ (2.54/1 inch)
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So you can top that 1 3/4 inch eh?
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