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George Brett might be have something to contribute.
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11-25-2015, 09:55 PM | #32 |
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11-25-2015, 10:33 PM | #33 |
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tell you about it tomorrow sec
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this thread is shitty. Glad to know that i'm not alone!
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11-25-2015, 11:51 PM | #35 |
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I ate a half pound of sugar free gummy bears.
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11-26-2015, 12:03 AM | #37 |
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It was the greatest Amazon review in history though.
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11-26-2015, 12:09 AM | #38 |
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Never heard of the gummy bear thing. Sounds like I'm glad I didnt. Lol
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11-26-2015, 12:13 AM | #39 |
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On a camel trek in the middle east having eaten a bunch of local food the night before. I was fine in the morning and we traveled until it got warm around 11. I could feel it beginning to come on shortly before we stopped but being out in the open with no cover there was no decent place to go. When we stopped under a small tree to wait out the heat it was around 110 degrees (cool by most standards). There was a bush to the side of the tree and I figured I would need to use that as a screen. I wandered about 100 yards from the camp in the scorching sun, scraped a hole, and squatted. Having been in the middle east for several months I was accustomed to this technique by this time. Luckily I remembered TP in my pack.
There must have been something wrong with that food because it lead to me becoming pretty dehydrated and having some decent heat exhaustion. I'd had it a few years before so I knew how to treat it, and under normal circumstances I would have been able to cope with it all together, but the food pushed me over. But I didn't feel well for a few days obviously. |
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11-26-2015, 12:44 AM | #41 |
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I guess I was confused, judging by the responses.
Was this 'worst you had to shit' thread, or a 'worst shit you had' thread?
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Went out to a greek restaurant and ate far too much and drunk a bottle of wine myself and more drinks with buddies at a friends house. Decided to walk home and about 10 minutes in to a 30 minute walk i was busting. Duck walked the whole 20 minutes home and absolutely let loose. Was a horrible experience.
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11-26-2015, 07:40 AM | #44 |
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Feel lucky if you get a solid shit ever. It's like a lottery win.
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11-26-2015, 12:20 PM | #45 |
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I had a staph blood infection that about killed me in March '13. I had a port shoved into my inside left bicep pumping me with antibodies 24/7 for 3 months. My level of injury dictates no bowel or bladder control and the antibodies give me the runs. So about 3 times a day I'd have to lay down to clean myself. That in itself is a chore when I can't see what I'm cleaning. Try imagining taking off a diaper through your legs full of doop when you can't move or feel them. Lots of showers in those 3 months, lol. Then every time I'd have to lay down to do the cleaning I was always fighting the antibody pump's tube. I pulled the port out enough that any more and I'd have to of had it re-inserted. I do remember in grade school walking home from school about 2 miles & pinching loafs the last hundred feet or so & not actually making it a few times. Weak sphincter I guess, lol.
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