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11-08-2018, 10:05 AM | #1 |
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Lol I get neg rep for just posting here. Nice board, cya.
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11-08-2018, 10:28 AM | #2 |
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Don't worry, it's only the first decade or so that is tough!
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11-08-2018, 10:32 AM | #3 |
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11-08-2018, 10:14 AM | #4 |
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Welcome Pats fans. Allow me to make you feel at home
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11-08-2018, 10:15 AM | #5 |
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I used to date Pats fan's mom.
She was an interesting and talented lady. My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show. It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing. |
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11-08-2018, 10:15 AM | #6 |
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Dolphin rape is a true epidemic.
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11-08-2018, 10:15 AM | #7 |
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At the time I was dating Pats Fan mom, I had a friend who was blind.
One night I wanted to do something nice for him, so I had Ms. Patsfan mom turn on some music. As we danced I placed a blindfold on her face and laid her down on the sofa bed. I worked the combination on her panty lock and off they came. I slowly began press down on the mattress between her hairy toed feet, but I stepped back, and led my friend, the Ronnie Milsap-American into my place. He eased up, spit on his index finger and pushed it into her 2 chute clear to the top knuckle. Suddenly, he recoiled, pulled away and sat back onto a chair. Oblivious that his finger looked like he had been tarring a roof, he reached for and gulped a glass of lukewarm water he found on the coffee table. He was pale as a sheet and looked like he was going to be ill. He said "you know I'm blind right" "sure man" I retorted. "you know I can read braille" "I assumed" "well....when I put my finger in there, the polyps read "Tom Brady has no soul". |
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11-08-2018, 10:20 AM | #8 |
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Why is this even a question?
KC is going to stop them |
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11-08-2018, 10:22 AM | #9 |
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The Refs?
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11-08-2018, 11:29 AM | #10 |
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This is....really good.
BB is everywhere and a shitload more active than I ever would've realized. Constantly coaching up, constantly talking to his players. That's a damn insightful mic'd up and you don't hardly ever see one of those.
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11-08-2018, 11:42 AM | #11 | |
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He's just so damn smart. I made this comment somewhere but he's obviously the best HC in history, but **** if he aint a top GM as well. He's just a savant. Although I do think he may have missed it a bit with not trading Gronk away this past offseason. |
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11-08-2018, 04:06 PM | #12 | |
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Did you hear that he wanted to but Gronk basically blocked the trade by telling the team that he would retire if separated from Bfady? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.ffab6fcabfae
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Literally everyone that knows him says that his media persona is just that -- a persona. In real life he's funny, chatty, a bit weird (walks aroudn the complex barefoot), but also ridiculously focused and hardcore on football matters. Then there's stuff like this. NFL Hall of Famer Jim Brown: Quote:
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If he was married to football, he'd be the type to pass away within minutes of the spouse dying first.
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