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10-26-2007, 07:45 PM | Topic Starter |
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Worst "That Guy"
Who are "those guys" that annoy you?
-Bar poker guy Usually wearing a hoodie or sunglasses in the bar. This guy usually talks about how he has the odds in this one, or how it's "F'IN BULLS%IT" he got rivered and lost his free beer. -Softball Guy Wears his highshool baseball pants and stirrups in a D league softball game. He normally plays with other softball guys who drop down levels from where they should be to beat up on lower teams (just there to drink and have fun) so they can make themselves feel better about being losers in life. Feel free to add |
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10-26-2007, 07:54 PM | #2 |
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-BS sales guy
Usually dressed in the cheapest clothes of his style, e.g., really bad suit in a dress environment. Tells you a bunch of lies that he's really sincere about, but which immediately tip you off that he's full of baloney. Talks about how he played college football and how he owns this or that or the other thing, and isn't bright enough to do the math, so he implies that he's worth half a billion dollars when you add up all of his claims, and then he leaves and gets into a 12 year-old Camry.
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10-26-2007, 10:39 PM | #3 | |
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I've known Mr. Buffet for most of my life. Went to school with his son Peter from K-12. I think he was BSing you about the college football though.
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10-26-2007, 11:05 PM | #4 |
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Fantasy Football Guy- the guy who has to come in Monday morning and give you a breakdown of his entire fantasy football team and how all his points were scored and how he narrowly missed out on other points, as if you give a flying crap. It's like someone telling you all about a golf game he shot last week.
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10-27-2007, 08:57 AM | #6 | |
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I can tolerate the BS sales guys that's not successful more than the cheesy slimy untrustworthy sales guy that gets into a Mercedes and has all the tangible proof that despite no redeeming moral values they are making it big. Guess I'm a hater.
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10-26-2007, 07:58 PM | #7 |
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Search for the bar stereotype thread and you will find some golden nuggets of comedy goodness.
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10-26-2007, 08:06 PM | #8 |
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The "Buff Guy" weightlifter.
Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench. |
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10-26-2007, 09:56 PM | #9 |
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I really dislike "That Guy" that always goes around trying to sound like Arnold Schwarzenneger and quotes the hell out of him, "Its not a tumor; who is your daddy and what does he do?" This guy at work habitually does this, and it really pisses me off.
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Pretty much the only one that even registers to Bob Dole is the dickhead that has known your wife/girlfriend since before you met her, insists on coming over to the wife/girlfriend and giving her a big hug or pickup line, then when the wife/girlfriend asks, "Have you met my husband/boyfriend, Bob?", the phuqwit claims that he has not, even though you've been introduced to the dickhead every Friday for the past 6 months. Of course, the wife/girlfriend is playing a role in this stupid game by repeatedly asking the question, but Mister Amnesia isn't obligated to play along. |
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-The "Callafan" guy
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