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Old 06-17-2021, 07:10 PM  
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Driver charged in deadly crash reportedly was having sex

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SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — A man charged with barreling his pickup truck into a San Jose bar, killing a woman and seriously injuring two other people, was having oral sex at the time, according to court documents.

Alex Moreno, 32, of San Jose was charged Wednesday with gross vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence causing injury in the crash Friday night. He remained jailed and it wasn't immediately clear whether he had an attorney to speak on his behalf.

Moreno was asked to leave the Agave Sports Bar and Grill because he appeared drunk, reportedly was seen using cocaine and was seen trying to remove a women's top, the Bay Area News Group reported, citing a police report accompanying the criminal complaint.

Witnesses and others said Moreno and a 24-year-old woman walked to the parking lot a short distance away and got into Moreno's work pickup truck. The woman told investigators that she began performing oral sex on Moreno and didn't realize the truck was moving, the Chronicle said.

The truck backed up and was going as fast as 45 mph through the parking lot when it rammed through outdoor tables and hit a group of three people, pinning them against the side of the restaurant, authorities said.

Diana Prieto-Chacon, 35, died at a hospital. The men were expected to survive serious leg injuries.
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Old 06-17-2021, 11:12 PM   #16
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Back in 1985, I picked up my girlfriend at the time from her KU sorority house late one Friday night and brought her back to JoCo for the weekend. She was super horny and my car had one of those large bench seats, so I told her to hop on.

She was only about 5 foot tall and super skinny but she had huge ****ing tits, like DD's, so I was driving the car on K-10 while she was bouncing up and down, and I had to move my head constantly from right to left and left to right to see the road. Fortunately, there were no other cars in sight for miles.

After about 4 or 5 minutes, I told her that she had to dismount because we were getting closer to the outskirts and I didn't want to get it in car accident.

JFC, I did some really stupid shit when I was a kid but it sure was fun.
This reads like a Penthouse letter lol
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Old 06-17-2021, 11:17 PM   #17
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When I was a freshman in HS I was banging my Senior girlfriend in her car at a bird sanctuary late one night. All of a sudden a cop is at the window asking us what we’re doing. He requests her license then finds out she’s 18 and I’m 14-15. He has to call my mom due to my age over radio dispatch (this was before cell phones). Anyways I can hear my mom via the radio saying it’s ok she was my girlfriend. How embarrassing.

The moral of the story is we fooled around in the car while it was in park.
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Old 06-17-2021, 11:21 PM   #18
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This reads like a Penthouse letter lol
Dane isn’t playing.
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Old 06-18-2021, 12:15 AM   #19
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Old 06-18-2021, 06:11 AM   #20
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That’s a very sad yet hilarious part of the movie/book.
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Old 06-18-2021, 07:10 AM   #21
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I almost posted this earlier, but I didn't want to give any of the pervs here any bright ideas...
You've never received road head? I thought it was a common thing.
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Old 06-18-2021, 07:39 AM   #22
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Old 06-18-2021, 07:53 AM   #23
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I was getting road head from a girlfriend on a drive back from Pebble Beach golf course back in June 2002.

I couldn't relax and enjoy it driving 75 mph on the freeway thinking I was going to have to jam on my brakes at any moment with all the traffic. Wished I just pulled off to a secluded place and parked for a happy ending.
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:32 AM   #24
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I read this initially as Dieter charged in deadly crash reportedly was having sex. LEGEND.
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:38 AM   #25
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Yeah, I was like 18 or 19 at the time and not drunk.

Plus, it used to be almost empty on the K10 from the 435 to Lawrence.

It's sure not like that anymore.
It was empty at night for this very reason. K10 was drunk10 in the wee hours of the morning.
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:39 AM   #26
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I'll admit to having plenty of car sex in my youth, but it was all done in park. I had a 64 Impala SS at the time. The front seats were for driving and BJs, but the back seat was plenty big for the horizontal bop.
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Old 06-18-2021, 01:48 PM   #28
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I heard a similar story as Dane's, except it was told to me from the woman involved. No, she didn't live close to me, but did work in the same workgroup as me for 5 or 6 years.
I think she moved out of state not long after college but if her name started with "S", it could have been the same person.

I told a few other subsequent girlfriends about that story and one of them actually got really, really mad at me because I refused to repeat that with her.

I didn't have a death wish and once was enough.
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Old 06-18-2021, 02:20 PM   #29
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I think she moved out of state not long after college but if her name started with "S", it could have been the same person.

I told a few other subsequent girlfriends about that story and one of them actually got really, really mad at me because I refused to repeat that with her.

I didn't have a death wish and once was enough.
Not the same person, the one I knew was older. She was fun to drink and joke around with. I never took the opportunity to do anything more since I don't have a death wish, either.
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