France Sucks

**grandllama** · 02-09-2007, 12:05 PM

... that is all.

/ second three week business trip in three months
// damn french have a different word for everything
/// STILL haven't surrendered to me...

Eleazar · 02-09-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by grandllama

/// STILL haven't surrendered to me...

Have you tried glaring menacingly?

boogblaster · 02-09-2007, 12:07 PM

Wrong product..they buy guns and ammo ....

**grandllama** · 02-09-2007, 12:08 PM

That didn't get Colts fans to quit throwing BBQ at me, do you think it would get the French to surrender their daughters? (don't want the country)

//over 18 of course

JBucc · 02-09-2007, 12:10 PM

Take a shit in their bidet.

**grandllama** · 02-09-2007, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

Take a shit in their bidet.

Scary thing is, this damn hotel room has one...

I ain't got a clue how to operate it

Eric · 02-09-2007, 12:18 PM

Crazy Horse ???????

Stewie · 02-09-2007, 12:24 PM

Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his
telephone rings.

"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down
at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you
that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
is your army?"

"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself,
me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team
from the pub. That makes eight!"

Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back. Sure enough, the
next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have
managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Marphy's farm tractor."

Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks
and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to
150,000 since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified
Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the
cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"

Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.
My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change
of heart?"

"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and
decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners."

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-09-2007, 12:43 PM

Thier fries are good though.

**ChiTown** · 02-09-2007, 12:58 PM

Water is wet.....

**grandllama** · 02-09-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his

**grandllama** · 02-09-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me

Thier fries are good though.

And you can get a beer at the company cafeteria with your lunch... the only reason I can figure out is so you forget what kind of pig slop they are serving....

StcChief · 02-09-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by beer me

Thier fries are good though.

they aren't Freedom Fries.

ChiefaRoo · 02-09-2007, 01:54 PM

France Sucks and KU's mascot is homosexual. What else do ya' got?

Radar Chief · 02-09-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by grandllama

And you can get a beer at the company cafeteria with your lunch... the only reason I can figure out is so you forget what kind of pig slop they are serving....

I always found French food to be pretty tasty. It just takes 5 or 6 help’ns to stick to the ribs of an American sized guy.

02-09-2007, 12:05 PM
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Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1919901	Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!" Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back. Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Marphy's farm tractor." Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!" Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war." "Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners."
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