Poop "The Poopetrator" Terrorizes Yale! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 10-05-2013, 03:43 PM

Boolah Boohlah!

http://tinyurl.com/pxhcy9o

Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator."

The university is tightening security in the residence halls in response to someone defecating in the laundry room of an on campus residence, the New Haven Register reports.

The Yale Daily News writes that "it took the physical delivery of the excrement to the Saybrook Master's Office to catch administrators' attention." At least four such incidents have occurred in the laundry room of the Saybrook College.

"We have asked our students not to leave their laundry unattended, the affected machines have been thoroughly disinfected, and we are actively seeking information about who the perpetrator might be," Saybrook Master Paul Hudak told the Daily News. "That's about all we can do."

Students have taken to calling the hooligan a "poopetrator"

Hudak has sent emails to "Saybrugians" asking for help catching the perpetrator. Yale Police declined to comment about the situation to the Register.

Yale sophomore Attila Yaman told WTNH students are taking turns keeping watch over their laundry to ensure the "poopetrator" is not able to soil their garments.

Lucy Fleming, another sophomore, summed up her feelings to the Daily News thusly: "I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone."

UPDATE, Oct. 4: The alleged "poopetrator" hung feces-stained clothes on the Yale campus and sent an anonymous email to the Yale Daily News with photos. One Twitter user posted a photo of the stained clothing line, before university employees began taking them down.

**Munson** · 10-05-2013, 05:33 PM

Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

**J Diddy** · 10-05-2013, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson

Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

No ****ing way. If it were a CP member there would be a thread with pic of a turd floating in a filled washing machine in the OP.

jspchief · 10-05-2013, 06:14 PM

Remember a high school party where a kid shit in the dryer then turned it on. Total dick move.

**gblowfish** · 10-05-2013, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson

Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

At Yale? I don't think so.
If it were, like, Emporia State, I'd say maybe....

Psyko Tek · 10-05-2013, 06:57 PM

the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist

and yes I do most things for my own amusement

**gblowfish** · 10-05-2013, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist

and yes I do most things for my own amusement

We should go to his Facebook page and invite him to join the CP, as our patron saint of poop threads.

10-05-2013, 03:43 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	"The Poopetrator" Terrorizes Yale! Boolah Boohlah! http://tinyurl.com/pxhcy9o Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator." The university is tightening security in the residence halls in response to someone defecating in the laundry room of an on campus residence, the New Haven Register reports. The Yale Daily News writes that "it took the physical delivery of the excrement to the Saybrook Master's Office to catch administrators' attention." At least four such incidents have occurred in the laundry room of the Saybrook College. "We have asked our students not to leave their laundry unattended, the affected machines have been thoroughly disinfected, and we are actively seeking information about who the perpetrator might be," Saybrook Master Paul Hudak told the Daily News. "That's about all we can do." Students have taken to calling the hooligan a "poopetrator" Hudak has sent emails to "Saybrugians" asking for help catching the perpetrator. Yale Police declined to comment about the situation to the Register. Yale sophomore Attila Yaman told WTNH students are taking turns keeping watch over their laundry to ensure the "poopetrator" is not able to soil their garments. Lucy Fleming, another sophomore, summed up her feelings to the Daily News thusly: "I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone." UPDATE, Oct. 4: The alleged "poopetrator" hung feces-stained clothes on the Yale campus and sent an anonymous email to the Yale Daily News with photos. One Twitter user posted a photo of the stained clothing line, before university employees began taking them down.
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10-05-2013, 05:33 PM	#16
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10-05-2013, 06:14 PM	#18
jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	Remember a high school party where a kid shit in the dryer then turned it on. Total dick move. __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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10-05-2013, 06:57 PM	#20
Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $10015665	the kids name is Attila Yaman jebus I hope he's a lawyer for the defense ATTILA Attila the CPA doesn't work my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist and yes I do most things for my own amusement __________________ Psyko Tek The keyboard has been drinking,
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