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Old 03-31-2023, 09:33 AM  
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Road Rage

Saw some crazy ****ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour.

Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B).

It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds.

Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed.

Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM.

Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car B. They drive off.

I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically.

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Old 04-01-2023, 06:45 PM   #166
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They're not doing it to you.
They're just doing it.
Not if your windows are down.
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Old 04-01-2023, 06:46 PM   #167
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Again, I’m just glad you’re ok.
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Old 04-01-2023, 07:46 PM   #168
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Old 04-01-2023, 11:01 PM   #169
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Old 04-01-2023, 11:43 PM   #170
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Old 04-01-2023, 11:49 PM   #171
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Old 04-01-2023, 11:53 PM   #172
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sometimes i feel like mel clark in angels in the outfield

you are there massaging me as i build towards climax

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Old 04-01-2023, 11:54 PM   #173
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sometimes i feel like mel clark in angels in the outfield

you are there massaging me as i build towards climax

Excellent now go share your seed with the GF
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Old 04-02-2023, 11:50 AM   #174
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Is KC’s crime as bad as some are saying in this thread?
If you're a poor living in a poor neighborhood; yeah shit can be rough. I wouldn't know about that, clay is prolly your guy there.

There is a certain group of individuals that seem to enjoy mostly killing each other.

I definitely don't get road rage because you have to assume every other vehicle around here is packing heat. Doesn't matter; young or old or black or white or male or female. Don't be a dick on the road and even if somebody ****s with you I'm not going down that path.
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I've only had one road rage incident where I actually got out of the car. It was lame then, and even lamer now that I think about it decades later. Some guy cut me off, I laid on the horn, birds were exchanged, and then he got out of his car and I got out of mine. We stood there yelling at each other while both our girlfriends were yelling at us to get our stupid asses back in our respective vehicles. Neither of us wanted to throw the first punch, so eventually we just got in our cars and left.
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Old 04-02-2023, 05:31 PM   #176
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Old 04-02-2023, 08:02 PM   #177
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I bet he picks toppings and sides from the DoorDash he delivers, so he can say he ate there.

Probably has to hurry back home so he can make the Bull a sandwich
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