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**007** · 03:57 PM

To hell with all the superstitions. Go get that Lamar Hunt trophy. The time is now.

Bring it home Chiefs!!!

January 20, 2019
5:40pm CST kickoff
Arrowhead Stadium
Kansas City, MO

DJay23 · 01-19-2019, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanChief

Bad News for the Pats. Every weekend my favorite soccer team has lost this season the Chiefs have won. And they are on the way to loose again.

Which team?

TwistedChief · 01-19-2019, 10:11 AM

I went to a 'spiritual therapist' the other day and she asked if I did anything creative. I explained that I used to write, and she encouraged me to do more of that. So given that mandate and the fact that the Chiefs are 3-0 when I post a poem in the gameday forum, I gave it a shot again. Please don't judge - this is my therapy.

The Old Man (Brady) and the GOAT (Mahomes)

“Sit down next to me”
Said the old man to the GOAT
As the two gazed into the sunset
The afternoon spent on the boat

“I’ll tell you of a lifetime rich with rings”
“I’ll tell you the secret of many things”
“I’ll tell you about being one of the kings”
“I’ll tell you about success and what it brings”

The GOAT stared admirably
Absorbing the wise words of the old man
Who talked on and on about being disrespected
Who accentuated the value of a plan

“One day, young GOAT
You will rise up and take my place,
For I am old-er and tired-er and weary-er
And for you that’s not the case”

Okay, thought the GOAT,
Who did not have any rings,
Who did not know any kings,
Who did not know many things,

For I am just a GOAT,
It stands for “Greatest Of All Time”
It’s more than just a line
My other nickname called “Showtime”

And the old man talked and talked and talked,
The sunset faded into black,
He talked of dynasties, diamonds, models,
Working the pocket to avoid a sack

And the GOAT grew tired,
As preachy was this bitch,
For the GOAT was very hungry,
The old man was very rich

And that’s the thing in life
Change being an immutable law
Without change the world is constant
The greatest glaciers never thaw

And as the old man peered into the river,
Still quite pleased with his reflection,
The GOAT had heard enough
Of condescending introspection

“The day I rise is now
Tomorrow is no guarantee
I’ll take one ring today
Perhaps in a couple years I’ll have three”

And with that, the goat unleashed a mighty kick,
The old man sent flying into the water
He thrashed and thrashed in panic,
Never foreseeing this type of slaughter

And as the old man sunk into the depths
His dynasty lost into the deep, dark blue,
The GOAT was finally the GOAT
Patriots and their fans, well, go **** you

**RealSNR** · 01-19-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by StockingAnarchy12

Its possible his mom is dying. She was sickish during SB 51 and shes getting old. He has showed a lot of affection towards her and kinda cried during an interview recently. Its just a guess, but maybe that is driving him to win this. I hope she isn't dying, but she's suffering from cancer and he dedicated SB 51 to his mom.

I know people hate him, but if you look past him being on NE Patriots, he isn't a bad guy. Just dorky. Haha.

He puts the hate on himself. I feel bad for his mom if she's in pain, but that doesn't change the fact that Tom is a douche. No, not a dork. "Dork" implies lovability in some way.

Doing this underdog "buh buh buh everybody thinks we suck" routine as a cheap attempt at team motivation is indicative of why people hate him. He has a history of pulling these kind of stunts. That's not being a dork. That's being an epic douche.

If his mom dies, they'll say, "That sucks" and then continue hating him. That's what his actions have warranted.

Hammock Parties · 01-19-2019, 10:23 AM

Tom Brady is old.

Halfcan · 01-19-2019, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RobertWeathers

No one likes the prom king

Yep, and nobody like you spamming our game day thread with over 300 posts either.

htismaqe · 01-19-2019, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackOp

Please explain why your entire fanbase is scared shitless of playing KC on the road..but at home you think they would win.

The discrepancy is even more magnified this season where you didn't have as strong of roster....8-0 home/3-5 road.

I never implied that Belichick and Brady aren't good at what they do...I AM implying that it wasn't the only factor involved in the Foxborough mystique...or to simplify "impropriety".

I haven't really put much thought into the "NE way"...or that every coach, that leaves that place, fails. That fact alone is weird. Patriots weren't a factor in the AFCW except on a rare occasion. This AFCCG game led me dive a bit into whats actually been going on...and I think the numbers suggest something is compromised...or "corrupted".

There is no question that the culture there pushes things to see what they can get away with...Josh McDaniels got busted filming the 49ers with the Broncos...where do you think this idea permeated from?

Every coach that leaves that place fails because they don't have Tom Brady. The NFL is a player's league, specifically the QB. No Tom Brady, no Patriot Way. BB is a great coach but coaches can't overcome lack of talent, especially at QB.

Tom Brady IS the New England Patriots.

**DaFace** · 01-19-2019, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Yep, and nobody like you spamming our game day thread with over 300 posts either.

Meh, he's been fine.

Mecca · 01-19-2019, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Every coach that leaves that place fails because they don't have Tom Brady. The NFL is a player's league, specifically the QB. No Tom Brady, no Patriot Way. BB is a great coach but coaches can't overcome lack of talent, especially at QB.

Tom Brady IS the New England Patriots.

The only person that hasn't failed in spectacular fashion from there is Dmitroff and he got Matt Ryan..stunner eh?

TwistedChief · 01-19-2019, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Every coach that leaves that place fails because they don't have Tom Brady. The NFL is a player's league, specifically the QB. No Tom Brady, no Patriot Way. BB is a great coach but coaches can't overcome lack of talent, especially at QB.

Tom Brady IS the New England Patriots.

It's amazing people haven't figured that out. Kingsbury doesn't have an NFL job if Mahomes didn't exist and Fangio wouldn't have a head coaching job if the Bears never traded for Khalil Mack. Much more likely that the player makes the coach rather than vice versa, but yet the same cycle keeps repeating.

RobertWeathers · 01-19-2019, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Meh, he's been fine.

Thanks, man.

GermanChief · 01-19-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

Which team?

VfB Stuttgart. Nobody outside Germany knows them. I am sure. They lost. So Chiefs will win.

FlaChief58 · 01-19-2019, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanChief

VfB Stuttgart. Nobody outside Germany knows them. I am sure. They lost. So Chiefs will win.

When I was a kid in Germany, my team was Schalke 04. I don't really keep up but, have they managed to win anything in the past 40 years?

Hammock Parties · 01-19-2019, 11:03 AM

BLOOD WOLF

htismaqe · 01-19-2019, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanChief

VfB Stuttgart. Nobody outside Germany knows them. I am sure. They lost. So Chiefs will win.

I know of them. I used to live in Baden-Württemberg. Just don't follow soccer much, at all.

**Bwana** · 01-19-2019, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RobertWeathers

Thanks, man.

I agree as well. Out of the numerous Pats fans that have posted this week, only a few came around to talk ball and instead went full douche bag troll. You were one of the good guys.

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TwistedChief Why so serious? Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Chicago Casino cash: $2360415	I went to a 'spiritual therapist' the other day and she asked if I did anything creative. I explained that I used to write, and she encouraged me to do more of that. So given that mandate and the fact that the Chiefs are 3-0 when I post a poem in the gameday forum, I gave it a shot again. Please don't judge - this is my therapy. The Old Man (Brady) and the GOAT (Mahomes) “Sit down next to me” Said the old man to the GOAT As the two gazed into the sunset The afternoon spent on the boat “I’ll tell you of a lifetime rich with rings” “I’ll tell you the secret of many things” “I’ll tell you about being one of the kings” “I’ll tell you about success and what it brings” The GOAT stared admirably Absorbing the wise words of the old man Who talked on and on about being disrespected Who accentuated the value of a plan “One day, young GOAT You will rise up and take my place, For I am old-er and tired-er and weary-er And for you that’s not the case” Okay, thought the GOAT, Who did not have any rings, Who did not know any kings, Who did not know many things, For I am just a GOAT, It stands for “Greatest Of All Time” It’s more than just a line My other nickname called “Showtime” And the old man talked and talked and talked, The sunset faded into black, He talked of dynasties, diamonds, models, Working the pocket to avoid a sack And the GOAT grew tired, As preachy was this bitch, For the GOAT was very hungry, The old man was very rich And that’s the thing in life Change being an immutable law Without change the world is constant The greatest glaciers never thaw And as the old man peered into the river, Still quite pleased with his reflection, The GOAT had heard enough Of condescending introspection “The day I rise is now Tomorrow is no guarantee I’ll take one ring today Perhaps in a couple years I’ll have three” And with that, the goat unleashed a mighty kick, The old man sent flying into the water He thrashed and thrashed in panic, Never foreseeing this type of slaughter And as the old man sunk into the depths His dynasty lost into the deep, dark blue, The GOAT was finally the GOAT Patriots and their fans, well, go **** you
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