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05-24-2021, 10:39 AM | #2 |
Life is changing..
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I got nothing
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05-24-2021, 10:44 AM | #3 |
Constable of Untruths
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Travis: "Patrick, suns out guns out!"
Patrick: "I've got your gun right here." |
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05-24-2021, 10:44 AM | #4 |
sorta mod-ish
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Location: KC North
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"And THAT is how I banged every single contestant on Catching Kelce and got away with it."
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05-24-2021, 11:07 AM | #5 | |
THIS .... IS... ARROWHEAD!!!!
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Travis - "How was that girl at the bar last night?"
PM - *Thinking* "my dick itches"
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05-24-2021, 11:12 AM | #6 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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“Travis, how did you do that jerkoff motion at the ref again?”
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05-24-2021, 11:20 AM | #7 |
The Recruiter
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Kelce- I'm feeling a little soft
Pat- so is this MF'r |
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05-24-2021, 11:42 AM | #8 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Patrick: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting, one is for fun!"
Travis; looks back nervously...
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05-24-2021, 11:50 AM | #9 |
Cheat Death
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K: what should i feast on for lunch?
P: Bofa K: ??? P: Bofa deez nuts |
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05-24-2021, 11:58 AM | #10 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Location: San Diego
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Patrick: "I know you want it"
Kelce: "Quit trying to touch my hand with that thing, Deshaun."
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05-24-2021, 12:13 PM | #11 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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VARSITY
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"Patrick, what do you think about all those penalty calls that brady gets in big games?"
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05-24-2021, 12:57 PM | #12 |
World's Best Boss
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Homoeroticism was always a part of this place, but Mahomes has turned that up by a power of 10.
(Chris Jones, as well, but for different reasons). |
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05-24-2021, 01:01 PM | #13 |
Retired Bearcat
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TK: You ok Pat?
PM: Just need ball powder. I hear there's a good CP thread. |
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05-24-2021, 01:07 PM | #14 |
Threepeat!
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Travis: “Hey 15, when you going to hook me up with that State Farm discount?”
PMII: “Soon as Jake and Aaron get back from their Thailand trip.”
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05-24-2021, 01:22 PM | #15 |
I'm with the banned.
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Travis Kelce glances at Patrick Mahomes.
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