Your mothers are all whores

Mark M · 05-31-2005, 10:06 PM

Just thought I'd drop in real quick before bed and say (or, rather, type), "HOWDY!"

From a quick scan, it looks as though Logical is back on his meds, Phil is begging for cash when not ruining ENDelt's life, Rain Man is still making some interesting posts, and ROYC75 looks justified about Scanlon (although we'll see how Scanimal does against higher level competition).

In other words, same 'ol, same 'ol.

I imagine this place was quite joyous after the tremendous offseason the Chiefs had. Unless injuries strike the new FA's (or if they mail it in after getting a big contract) and DJ is a bust, this could be a kick ass year. Sure, there are issues with an aging offense and the WRs, but I'm ready for the season to start!!

Hope all is well with everyone (well, except for TacoJohn

). Life has pretty much gotten in the way of posting here -- work is freaking INSANELY busy, the Mrs. is doing well when not wretching over the fact Bush is still running the country, and the boy is fat, happy, and chasing the dogs around the house (he just learned to crawl).

I plan on posting more after my back surgery since I'll be home -- I think I can talk my boss into having the company pay for high-speed access while I'm recovering so I can work from home.

I'll try to pop in occassionally to mock others and insult the random poster's mother ...

or, in this case, all of your mothers.

Have fun, keep it clean, and be careful out there.

MM
~~

Frazod · 05-31-2005, 10:07 PM

Who are you?

Mark M · 05-31-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Who are you?

Someone who doesn't drive a chick car.

You know ... the opposite of you.

MM
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Frazod · 05-31-2005, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Someone who doesn't drive a chick car.

You know ... the opposite of you.

MM
~~

Married with children = minvan, so I consider the source.

Do you enjoy driving slow in the fast lane?

Mark M · 05-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Do you enjoy driving slow in the fast lane?

I wouldn't know—I'm not a 70+ year old who drives a Buick.

Maybe you should ask Skip.

MM
~~

Frazod · 05-31-2005, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

I wouldn't know—I'm not a 70+ year old who drives a Buick.

Maybe you should ask Skip.

MM
~~

And the old man gets bitch-slapped out of the blue!

Over-Head · 06-01-2005, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

I wouldn't know—I'm not a 70+ year old who drives a Buick.

Maybe you should ask Skip.

MM
~~

Always great to see MM in action

stevieray · 05-31-2005, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Someone who doesn't drive a chick car.

You know ... the opposite of you.

MM
~~

fraz got a mustang.

you driving a minivan yet?

Mark M · 05-31-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

fraz got a mustang.

you driving a minivan yet?

Yeah, but it's a freaking V6. Only women and the elderly would buy a V6 Mustang.

And no ... not ever ... under any circumstances.

MM
~~

stevieray · 05-31-2005, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Yeah, but it's a freaking V6. Only women and the elderly would buy a V6 Mustang.

And no ... not ever ... under any circumstances.

MM
~~

looks like you'll have to settle for the Kerry/Edwards stickermobile.

Frazod · 05-31-2005, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Yeah, but it's a freaking V6. Only women and the elderly would buy a V6 Mustang.

And no ... not ever ... under any circumstances.

MM
~~

Want to race for titles?

After I win, I'll sell your minivan and use the proceeds to get a new DVD player.

KCChiefsMan · 05-31-2005, 11:54 PM

[QUOTE=Mark M]Yeah, but it's a freaking V6. Only women and the elderly would buy a V6 Mustang.

QUOTE]

anybody who would say that is quite obviously a complete white trash moron with an old Chevy truck with a big engine in it that will barely run which sits right in front of his home at Lot D

**Rain Man** · 05-31-2005, 10:10 PM

How do you know my mother?

beavis · 05-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How do you know my mother?

Dude, we all "know" your mother.

stevieray · 05-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How do you know my mother?

she gave him your bike.

05-31-2005, 10:06 PM	Topic Starter
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Your mothers are all whores Just thought I'd drop in real quick before bed and say (or, rather, type), "HOWDY!" From a quick scan, it looks as though Logical is back on his meds, Phil is begging for cash when not ruining ENDelt's life, Rain Man is still making some interesting posts, and ROYC75 looks justified about Scanlon (although we'll see how Scanimal does against higher level competition). In other words, same 'ol, same 'ol. I imagine this place was quite joyous after the tremendous offseason the Chiefs had. Unless injuries strike the new FA's (or if they mail it in after getting a big contract) and DJ is a bust, this could be a kick ass year. Sure, there are issues with an aging offense and the WRs, but I'm ready for the season to start!! Hope all is well with everyone (well, except for TacoJohn ). Life has pretty much gotten in the way of posting here -- work is freaking INSANELY busy, the Mrs. is doing well when not wretching over the fact Bush is still running the country, and the boy is fat, happy, and chasing the dogs around the house (he just learned to crawl). I plan on posting more after my back surgery since I'll be home -- I think I can talk my boss into having the company pay for high-speed access while I'm recovering so I can work from home. I'll try to pop in occassionally to mock others and insult the random poster's mother ... or, in this case, all of your mothers. Have fun, keep it clean, and be careful out there. MM ~~
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KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	[QUOTE=Mark M]Yeah, but it's a freaking V6. Only women and the elderly would buy a V6 Mustang. QUOTE] anybody who would say that is quite obviously a complete white trash moron with an old Chevy truck with a big engine in it that will barely run which sits right in front of his home at Lot D
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