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Old 02-07-2019, 01:28 AM   Topic Starter
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Selling a house
Is ****ing maddening. It's nothing but a goddamn string of useless ****ing people with their hands out wanting money.

Seller's agent: Try to get you to underprice your home for a quick, easy sale. Not good at keeping you informed.

Buyers agent: Sit around and wait for a buyer to find something they like online, and go unlock a ****ing door for them.

Home inspectors: Biggest ****ing sham ever. OH WE PROTECT THE BUYER. Yeah just the dumbass lazy buyers who aren't capable of walking around a house and spotting obvious defects on their own. Mostly a way to extort more money from the seller after a deal has been made.

And the closing costs...title fee escrow fee tax stamp blah blah blah what in the earthly **** is all this shit?

$205,000 house....$25,000 just GONE off the top.

Hopefully I'll die in the next house we buy so I don't ever have to go through this shit again.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:33 AM   #2
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:38 AM   #3
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Buying one isn't better.
That's what we'll be doing next.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:36 AM   #4
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Did you make a loss selling it?
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:42 AM   #5
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Did you make a loss selling it?
Other than the $25k to bullshit? No. We lived in it for 20 years.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:46 AM   #6
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.

How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own?
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Old 02-07-2019, 07:40 AM   #7
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.

How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own?


Wait until the buyer sues you & their home inspector because of the front door sticking & cracks appearing a year after you sold the house.
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Old 02-07-2019, 07:55 AM   #8
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Wait until the buyer sues you & their home inspector because of the front door sticking & cracks appearing a year after you sold the house.
Nah, this place is 55 years old and there are no signs that is has shifted a bit in that time. Not one single crack in the basement and garage floor or anywhere on the foundation. No stress fractures in the drywall. It's rock solid. Whoever is buying it is hitting the jackpot.
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:55 AM   #9
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.

How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own?
Sounds like your agent didn't do their job.
How many ceiling fans? How many ceiling fans have light kits? How many windows? Are all the windows the same? Have you ever added onto the house? If so what years and who did the construction work?
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:15 PM   #10
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.

How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own?
Did you disclose Harold the spirit of a off the rails handyman?
How about..
At anytime.. The lights in the garage ,that are mounted to the celling. May for no scientific reason at all. Coming crashing down..
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Old 02-07-2019, 04:44 PM   #11
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.

How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own?
Considered a real Estate auction? Never sold that way but I heard there are benefits.......
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Old 02-07-2019, 04:50 PM   #12
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Old 02-07-2019, 02:31 AM   #14
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FSBO is surprisingly easy. Just watch out for getting blacklisted by some agents because they fear they'll lose out on a full commission.
Commissions are too damned high for what little they do. Their primary goal is to get you to spend as much money as possible to make the house perfect for them. Then you pay them for the privilege.
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Old 02-07-2019, 05:19 AM   #15
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We are going to be listing in May or June and I was thinking of going FSBO. Trying to figure out everything that I need to do if I go that route (or not do).
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