Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev

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Really though, chimps are the correct answer here.

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[B14ckmon]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

Really though, chimps are the correct answer here.

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True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.

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Originally Posted by B14ckmon

True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.

They are not to be ****ed with.

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Originally Posted by B14ckmon

True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.

I think you should end every story with ...and that's why I became a Jaguars fan.

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Originally Posted by B14ckmon

True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.

I saw the show you're talking about.
They ****ed that dude up bad.