Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

While I'm in no hurry to gain that experience, I'm sure it will be upon me in no time.

Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.

I'm counting on that like I can count on taking a pee in less than 15 seconds...

[luv]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Truth right there^

The last time I hung out with you two, you were riding around on oversized train sets.

[BEAVER]

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.

This is me.

[seclark]

My one son gave me a clock for my birthday
With the days of the week on it
And I look at it first thing every morning
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[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by BEAVER

This is me.

I have cheaters strategically placed all over. In the garage, kitchen, cars, bedroom, shed and anywhere else I may need them

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I’m dealing with getting a kidney stone removed. Never had one, good for you. I don’t know if kidney stones is an old man thing but it sure makes you feel like one.

Get yourself to the Thunder Mountain roller coaster.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-45513012

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by seclark

My one son gave me a clock for my birthday
With the days of the week on it
And I look at it first thing every morning
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Your age every day should be Saturday

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Hey, you'll get social security and medicare! Maybe.

I'll get social security in the first year that they're expected to cut it by 20 percent. It's nice that I won't get spoiled by ever getting the full amount.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Your age every day should be Saturday

You’d think
The wife and daughter were going to mow for the first time last weekend and I wandered over to make sure they could get the riders out and gas them up, check the batteries, etc.
after about 5 minutes they sent me and the dog back to the front porch.
They handled it though
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[BEAVER]

Originally Posted by scho63

Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox.

If anyone rolls up with their underwear on backwards - either run...or get the money first.

[Frazod]

Next month will be 40 years since I graduated high school. A year from now will be the 40th anniversary of my joining the Navy.

I wore a Chiefs hat yesterday that's older than most of my coworkers.

Yeah, **** you.

[AdolfOliverBush]

I'm old enough that I can understand the "old person sleep schedule", which is going to sleep shortly after sunset, and waking up before sunrise. I don't actually do it because everyday life doesn't allow it, but I can totally see myself keeping those hours after retirement.

[Dark Horse]

Just woke up from my nap what did I miss

[BEAVER]

I set the lawn sprinklers to go off at 9 pm on Halloween.