Life Old People Thread - Page 18

kozzman555 · 10:12 PM

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

scho63 · 04-13-2023, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

How old are old people? How old is middle aged? When does young adult and later adulthood start?

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Originally Posted by scho63

77.28 years old is the male life expectancy in the United States

< 25% would be youth

25% would make 19.32 start of prime

50% would make 38.64 middle age

75% would make 57.96 moving into old age

> 77.28 would be old

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Let’s get to the real questions.

1. What is middle age?
2. What is old age?

Asked and previously answered.

scho63 · 04-13-2023, 05:24 AM

Old people also get a gold star when they make a good poopie in the toilet and not in their pants.

**ptlyon** · 04-13-2023, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

they snake up to where the stone is and laser it into small pieces. They put a stint in to give the pieces more room to GTFO. Go back a week later and they pull the stint out.

And yes, the worst pain ever. I have sciatica, that little stone caused so much more pain.

No need to brag about your penis enlargement surgery

**srvy** · 04-13-2023, 07:14 AM

The real question is why are these loser younguns coming here to post in this geriatric forum?

T-post Tom · 04-13-2023, 07:19 AM

I may be getting older: but my erections have been getting bigger, stronger and more frequent since Mahomes started playing for the Chiefs. **** you Viagra.

TLO · 04-13-2023, 07:27 AM

I'm not old I'm timeless

Hydrae · 04-13-2023, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Middle age for most of us is 40 in my book, not too many reach 80 and beyond

Old age to me is slowly adjusting to new circumstances, my CP user bio is truer now than ever.... 16 going on 60 perfectly sums it all up

Still just a kid in my own head

Very true. I will be telling my wife about someone I saw while out and about and often it starts with "This old guy. Well, you know, around our age". I am 62 on the outside but inside I am maybe 30.

**Dartgod** · 04-13-2023, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dark Horse

Sir one more outburst like that and you’re not getting your pudding!

Quoted for BRC to illustrate the proper use of YOU'RE/YOUR.

scho63 · 04-13-2023, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Quoted for BRC to illustrate the proper use of YOU'RE/YOUR.

He is too old to find the ' on his cell.

**Dartgod** · 04-13-2023, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

He is too old to find the ' on his cell.

If only that were true.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

As a public service reminder..... Don't fight the rip tides. you cant win. No matter you're swimming skills. Let it take you out.

kozzman555 · 04-13-2023, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by srvy

The real question is why are these loser younguns coming here to post in this geriatric forum?

Same reason we go to the museum. To look at all of the other fossils

kcfan75 · 04-13-2023, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

Very true. I will be telling my wife about someone I saw while out and about and often it starts with "This old guy. Well, you know, around our age". I am 62 on the outside but inside I am maybe 30.

I'm 49 on the outside and 83 on the inside. When I see these young punks walking the streets staring at their phone and watching TikTok, I want to beat them with my cane and yell "Get a job Hippie!".

stevieray · 04-13-2023, 09:23 AM

Old?
Pretty sure you meant elderly. We didn't disrespect our elders.

In ways , I'm still in the prime of my life.

Lots of people still kicking ass in their 60s.

scho63 · 04-13-2023, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by kozzman555

Same reason we go to the museum. To look at all of the other fossils

Zebedee DuBois · 04-13-2023, 10:14 AM

We're so old that when the wife and I went out for a couple of shots yesterday, we went to the clinic instead of a bar.

04-11-2023, 08:37 PM
kozzman555 Starter Join Date: Apr 2020 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $2910400	Old People Thread Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations. Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us! So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be! Last edited by kozzman555; 04-11-2023 at 10:12 PM..
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TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1794900	I'm not old I'm timeless
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stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2465273	Old? Pretty sure you meant elderly. We didn't disrespect our elders. In ways , I'm still in the prime of my life. Lots of people still kicking ass in their 60s.
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