ChiefsPlanet CP Census - Page 7

joesomebody · 04:50 PM

The strip club thread got me pissed off about idiotic-waste of time legislation, and it appeared that most of the posters in that thread were in agreement for once, and somehow that led to me wondering what the demographics of the planet are.

Don't know if this has been done, but I don't think so. I'm curious to find the average Chief's Planeteer. I'm far too lazy to come up with the required survey(s), but I know we have a few resident experts that might also be interested?(Rain Man) I'd suggest a blind poll.

My guess:

Age: 34.2
84% of planeteers are male
88% Caucasian
72% Protestant Christian
Average number of children per planeteer: 1.2
Average Household Income: $385k (Dane skews this one)
Average Median Household Income $62.4k
89% Chief's Fans
77% Cardinal's Fans
52% KU Fans (Must pick one school for all sports (COMOCHIEF!))
80% of planeteers are bald with a goatee
42% of planeteers are from Missouri
40% of planeteers currently reside in Missouri
82% of planeteers have been to a strip club
0.026% of planeteers have been to a gay bar (Buck?)

Now that there is a poll, please don't be offended if you can't find a particular category that fits and have to select other or N/A etc.

There is no way in hell I can put all religions, races, states, teams, etc on any poll. Let alone a VBulletin poll.

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-14-2010, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by joesomebody

Sorry. I filled up my 50 available options pretty fast.

I could have cut some from the income bracket, age, etc. It's very hard to conduct a poll on here that is very reliable.

BTW, "White" isn't a race

**alnorth** · 05-14-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

BTW, "White" isn't a race

sure it is. We are talking colloquially, this isn't a scientific paper.

Marcellus · 05-14-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth

well, yes but it is not certain whether you are a "natural born citizen" as required by the constitution to serve as president. John McCain had the same problem, but he lost the election.

The courts will probably ok it if an army brat ever wins.

edit: actually I dont think this quote is true. If a german baby is born at the US base, they are not a citizen like they would be if born in, say Wyoming.

As stated if your parents (and I believe it only needs to be one) are citizens and you are born on a US Military base.

RedNFeisty · 05-14-2010, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

If your parents are American and you were born at a US Military base, you are a citizen. Foreign military post are considered US soil.

I'm thinking it doesn't matter where you are born, if your parents are American, you are American. I know about the military.

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-14-2010, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth

sure it is. We are talking colloquially, this isn't a scientific paper.

Agree to disagree

Marcellus · 05-14-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

BTW, "White" isn't a race

Caucasian is the correct term I believe.

Marcellus · 05-14-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

I'm thinking it doesn't matter where you are born, if your parents are American, you are American. I know about the military.

This is true also, I was just adding.

**alnorth** · 05-14-2010, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

As stated if your parents (and I believe it only needs to be one) are citizens and you are born on a US Military base.

if your parents are american, you can be born on the moon, but you may or may not be "natural born". A US base is not, legally speaking, american soil. If it were, anyone born there is american.

RedNFeisty · 05-14-2010, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

This is true also, I was just adding.

Gottcha!

joesomebody · 05-14-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

BTW, "White" isn't a race

Fair enough. I'm not good at Political correctness and I tried to apologize for that in advance.

I've heard African Americans prefer to be called black, I've heard Blacks prefer to be called African Americans. African American's doesn't even fit a large portion of the black community anyway.

I've heard Latino's prefer to be called Hispanic, I've heard Hispanics prefer to be called Latino. I bet all of them would rather be referred to by their country of origin, but that's not realistic on any poll really.

I had no room for Pacific Islander, Eskimo, and any number of other categories that people lump themselves in.

I personally consider myself white. I think I have some native american heritage, but am not sure of the amount. Just know my mom said her dad was partially Native American. I think I'm mostly of Scottish, Norwegian and German decent. I know there is Welsh and Irish in there as well. I still consider myself "white" and don't really like the term Caucasian.

Everyone please feel free to select the option that best fits, and elaborate in post if you feel it needs to be elaborated on.

According to a lot of the people that prefer a ban on strip clubs, we are all inbred sons and daughters of Adam and Eve anyway.

**alnorth** · 05-14-2010, 06:50 PM

pfft, I am white. Anyone who insists on caucasian is a politically-correct weiner.

**DaFace** · 05-14-2010, 06:59 PM

Crazy amateurs and their overlapping categories.

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-14-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by joesomebody

Fair enough. I'm not good at Political correctness and I tried to apologize for that in advance.

I've heard African Americans prefer to be called black, I've heard Blacks prefer to be called African Americans. African American's doesn't even fit a large portion of the black community anyway.

I've heard Latino's prefer to be called Hispanic, I've heard Hispanics prefer to be called Latino. I bet all of them would rather be referred to by their country of origin, but that's not realistic on any poll really.

I had no room for Pacific Islander, Eskimo, and any number of other categories that people lump themselves in.

I personally consider myself white. I think I have some native american heritage, but am not sure of the amount. Just know my mom said her dad was partially Native American. I think I'm mostly of Scottish, Norwegian and German decent. I know there is Welsh and Irish in there as well. I still consider myself "white" and don't really like the term Caucasian.

Everyone please feel free to select the option that best fits, and elaborate in post if you feel it needs to be elaborated on.

According to a lot of the people that prefer a ban on strip clubs, we are all inbred sons and daughters of Adam and Eve anyway.

I was just giving you shit. Nothing serious.

FTR, I'm Sicilian, not Italian, which makes me Mediterranean, not Caucasian. There's even a special blood test that must be taken by the pregnant mother of a Sicilian or someone with Mediterranean blood.

**Gonzo** · 05-14-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I was just giving you shit. Nothing serious.

FTR, I'm Sicilian, not Italian, which makes me Mediterranean, not Caucasian. There's even a special blood test that must be taken by the pregnant mother of a Sicilian or someone with Mediterranean blood.

So your in the mob then?

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RJ · 05-14-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

So your in the mob then?

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Dane went into the witness protection program, the FBI moved him to L.A. and the rest is history. Everything happens for a reason.

View Poll Results: CP Demographics: Please select one (But no more than one) from all categories.
Male	98	72.59%
Female	11	8.15%
Age 0-18	5	3.70%
Age 18-25	21	15.56%
Age 25-30	22	16.30%
Age 30-40	34	25.19%
Age 40-50	32	23.70%
Age 50-60	15	11.11%
Age 60-70	3	2.22%
Age 70+	2	1.48%
Race: White	122	90.37%
Race: Black	3	2.22%
Race: Hispanic	2	1.48%
Race: Asian	4	2.96%
Race: Other	4	2.96%
Religion: Catholic	17	12.59%
Religion: Protestant	38	28.15%
Religion: None/Agnostic/Atheist	43	31.85%
Religion: Other	24	17.78%
Number of Children: 0	65	48.15%
Number of Children: 1	19	14.07%
Number of Children: 2	24	17.78%
Number of Children: 3	16	11.85%
Number of Children: 4+	7	5.19%
Income: 0-10,000	13	9.63%
Income: 10,000-20,000	11	8.15%
Income: 20,000-30k	14	10.37%
Income: 30k - 40k	23	17.04%
Income: 50k-60k	8	5.93%
Income: 60-80k	10	7.41%
Income: 80k-100k	14	10.37%
Income: 100k+	33	24.44%
Chiefs are My favorite NFL Team	127	94.07%
I prefer a different NFL Team to the Chiefs	6	4.44%
Cardinals are my favorite MLB Team	16	11.85%
Royals are my favorite MLB Team	65	48.15%
I prefer a different MLB Team to the Cards or Royals	17	12.59%
I don't give a crap about MLB	35	25.93%
I root for Mizzou in college Athletics	43	31.85%
I root for KU in college Athletics	26	19.26%
I root for KSU in college Athletics	13	9.63%
I prefer a different college athletic program than MU/KU/KSU	45	33.33%
I am bald/have a shaved head	18	13.33%
I have a goatee	28	20.74%
I was born in Missouri	48	35.56%
I was born in Kansas	26	19.26%
I was born in a state other than Missouri or Kansas	55	40.74%
I currently live in Missouri	40	29.63%
I currently live in Kansas	24	17.78%
I currently live in a state other than Missouri or Kansas	66	48.89%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 135. You may not vote on this poll

05-14-2010, 10:45 AM
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	CP Census The strip club thread got me pissed off about idiotic-waste of time legislation, and it appeared that most of the posters in that thread were in agreement for once, and somehow that led to me wondering what the demographics of the planet are. Don't know if this has been done, but I don't think so. I'm curious to find the average Chief's Planeteer. I'm far too lazy to come up with the required survey(s), but I know we have a few resident experts that might also be interested?(Rain Man) I'd suggest a blind poll. My guess: Age: 34.2 84% of planeteers are male 88% Caucasian 72% Protestant Christian Average number of children per planeteer: 1.2 Average Household Income: $385k (Dane skews this one) Average Median Household Income $62.4k 89% Chief's Fans 77% Cardinal's Fans 52% KU Fans (Must pick one school for all sports (COMOCHIEF!)) 80% of planeteers are bald with a goatee 42% of planeteers are from Missouri 40% of planeteers currently reside in Missouri 82% of planeteers have been to a strip club 0.026% of planeteers have been to a gay bar (Buck?) Now that there is a poll, please don't be offended if you can't find a particular category that fits and have to select other or N/A etc. There is no way in hell I can put all religions, races, states, teams, etc on any poll. Let alone a VBulletin poll. Last edited by joesomebody; 05-14-2010 at 04:50 PM..
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05-14-2010, 06:50 PM	#101
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	pfft, I am white. Anyone who insists on caucasian is a politically-correct weiner. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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05-14-2010, 06:59 PM	#102
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $1796899	Crazy amateurs and their overlapping categories.
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