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Ability to serve as mini-RV with comfortable sleeping, cooking, bathroom, etc. |
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4 | 6.67% |
Can be morphed into different colors/styles in ten minutes via computer design interface |
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5 | 8.33% |
Can drive itself safely on interstate highways |
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20 | 33.33% |
Capable of very high acceleration, strong maneuverability, and very high top-end speed |
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12 | 20.00% |
Changes stoplights from red to green when you approach if there’s no oncoming traffic |
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18 | 30.00% |
Dash contains autoscanning lifetime free food pass at drive-through for one fast food restaurant of your choice ($10 limit per visit) |
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6 | 10.00% |
Flight with 100 foot takeoff/landing roll |
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20 | 33.33% |
Fully amphibious and all-terrain |
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14 | 23.33% |
Highly luxurious, sold only to people with net worth over $100MM, which is widely known (You were secretly exempt from requirement) |
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4 | 6.67% |
Requires no fuel (still requires maintenance) |
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37 | 61.67% |
Self-healing from damage and self-maintaining with no maintenance costs ever (but still requires fuel) |
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26 | 43.33% |
Self-valet that parks itself after dropping you off and comes when you call it |
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6 | 10.00% |
X-ray glass allows you to see through up to two layers of pedestrians' clothes |
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8 | 13.33% |
I really just want a good 8-track player, and not much else. |
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1 | 1.67% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll |
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Flesh light in the bottom of the steering wheel
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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A "Roadheadinator"
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A bazooka mounted to the front of the car
EDIT: also one in the back for tailgaters and people who insist on driving behind me with their brights on |
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holographic image of Megan Fox in the passenger seat.
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lol
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Mounted on what?
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Go Beavers!
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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This thread is useless without pics btw...
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I would like a car that has electric heating coils built into the blower system so you can get heat from the git-go, and transitions to engine heat when appropriate.
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Two girls at once wasn't a choice.
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I actually pondered "22 year old redhead in back seat" as an option, but decided that it probably wasn't realistic.
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