Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 4

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

Wake up? WTF over

No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex.....

Logical · 08-20-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex.....

Logical · 08-20-2004, 06:34 PM

I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.

BIG_DADDY · 08-20-2004, 07:20 PM

Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.

Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.

Deberg_1990 · 08-20-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Hilarious! But your right!

BIG_DADDY · 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.

I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you?

Ultra Peanut · 08-21-2004, 08:42 AM

Great thread.

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Originally Posted by kcnut

Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up

"Okay, let's go to Wendy's. They're open late."

Coach · 08-20-2004, 06:33 PM

The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Or if you are at a dance, you start by...."Would you like to dance?" If yes, during the dance you ask if you "wanna go somewhere?"

If she says no, you say...."then, I guess, a blowjob is out of the question?" Usually she'll rape you right there.

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:39 PM

so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.

47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....

Fairplay · 08-20-2004, 06:43 PM

Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.

Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....

Coach · 08-20-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....

Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that.

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