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Old 10-13-2010, 09:39 PM  
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Strange Facts By FAX

Hi everybody. This is FAX.

I've been noticing that Mr. Amnorix has had great success with his "This Day In History" thread deal. My only problem with his thread is that history is ... well ... over and, therefore, pretty useless.

That's why I've decided to create this much more informative and valuable thread right here to share some information with you guys that is both wonderful and strange ... not to mention factual. So settle back and enjoy some of the first of many wonderful and strange facts which you may find wonderful and strange. And, remember guys ... when you meet a hot chick at a bar, laying down some wonderful and strange facts is a great way to break the ice and maybe get her to buy you a free drink or just flat out give you some money for cab fare.

Fact #1: Tom Sawyer was the first novel ever written on a typewriter. OMG!!

Fact #2: A rat can last longer without water than a camel. (However, an Arab cannot ride a rat for very long unless he is a really tiny Arab.)

Fact #3: A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.

Fact #4: In the flim "Star Trek: First Contact" Picard shows Lilly that they are orbiting Earth. In the scene, Australia and Papa New Guinea are clearly visible, but New Zealand is missing!!!!

Fact #5: It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Fact #6: Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom!!!

Well, that's all the strange facts for today. Tune in tomorrow ... or some other time ... for more wonderful and strange facts.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry of repost.
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Old 10-13-2010, 09:55 PM   #16
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Just start a new thread... That's what all the cool kids are doing.

But the trick is to figure out how to say the same thing, but in a different way.

I suggest your thread be named, Non-readily available truths, by Buck.
Okay. I guess if Mr. Buck wants to add some facts, that's alright.

But no gay bar facts, okay?

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Old 10-13-2010, 09:56 PM   #17
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I assume most people actually know #1.

Edit: I should add, though, that this fact has been disputed. Some claim a different author, others claim a different book by Twain, IIRC. I don't recall the book, though.
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Old 10-13-2010, 09:56 PM   #18
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Sherlock Holmes never said, "Elementary, my dear Watson"
Not in the books, but in the movies he sure did. Tons of times.

This is a bad fact.

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Old 10-13-2010, 09:57 PM   #19
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I assume most people actually know #1.
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:00 PM   #20
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I assume most people actually know #1.
Good God ... Mr. Amnorix doesn't have people coming onto his thread and saying, "I knew that" or "That's old news" or "Why don't you talk about the future?" ...

And he's a Pats fan, for crying out loud ...

Look, Rome wasn't built in a friggin' day ... I'll come up with some totally wonderful and strange facts for this deal ... and it will be way better than Mr. Amnorix's warmed-over, rehashed stuff.

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Old 10-13-2010, 10:29 PM   #21
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Rick never said, "Play it again Sam."
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:32 PM   #22
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Good God ... Mr. Amnorix doesn't have people coming onto his thread and saying, "I knew that" or "That's old news" or "Why don't you talk about the future?" ...

And he's a Pats fan, for crying out loud ...

Look, Rome wasn't built in a friggin' day ... I'll come up with some totally wonderful and strange facts for this deal ... and it will be way better than Mr. Amnorix's warmed-over, rehashed stuff.

FAX
Now y'all gone and dunnit. You made Mr. FAX lose his legendary cool.
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:33 PM   #23
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Rick never said, "Play it again Sam."
And you never said:
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"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

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Oh wait.
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:52 PM   #24
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This may not be a strange fact but I will introduce it nonetheless. Mr. Fax makes King Kong look like a skinny underfed chimp. In short Mr. Fax makes facts. He is the ****in biggest dick swingin in the intellectual jungle of CP. If he says it's a fact and it's interesting he wins.

FACT.
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:10 PM   #25
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:25 PM   #26
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:39 PM   #27
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Is this a fact or an excerpt from "The Choking Doberman"?
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:40 PM   #28
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:41 PM   #29
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:44 PM   #30
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