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Old 10-13-2010, 09:39 PM  
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Strange Facts By FAX

Hi everybody. This is FAX.

I've been noticing that Mr. Amnorix has had great success with his "This Day In History" thread deal. My only problem with his thread is that history is ... well ... over and, therefore, pretty useless.

That's why I've decided to create this much more informative and valuable thread right here to share some information with you guys that is both wonderful and strange ... not to mention factual. So settle back and enjoy some of the first of many wonderful and strange facts which you may find wonderful and strange. And, remember guys ... when you meet a hot chick at a bar, laying down some wonderful and strange facts is a great way to break the ice and maybe get her to buy you a free drink or just flat out give you some money for cab fare.

Fact #1: Tom Sawyer was the first novel ever written on a typewriter. OMG!!

Fact #2: A rat can last longer without water than a camel. (However, an Arab cannot ride a rat for very long unless he is a really tiny Arab.)

Fact #3: A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.

Fact #4: In the flim "Star Trek: First Contact" Picard shows Lilly that they are orbiting Earth. In the scene, Australia and Papa New Guinea are clearly visible, but New Zealand is missing!!!!

Fact #5: It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Fact #6: Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom!!!

Well, that's all the strange facts for today. Tune in tomorrow ... or some other time ... for more wonderful and strange facts.

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Old 10-14-2010, 12:10 AM   #31
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:40 AM   #32
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:51 AM   #33
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Fact #6: Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom!!!
Fact: When Cory Chapman was little, he didn't think he was supposed to have nipples. So he went in from on the bathroom mirror with a pair of finger nail clippers and cut one off. This proved to be VERY painful, but it had to be even, see. So he went ahead and cut the other one off too. To this day, Cory Chapman doesn't really have nipples, more like nubbles.

True story.
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Old 10-14-2010, 01:02 AM   #34
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Old 10-14-2010, 01:19 AM   #35
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Good God ... Mr. Amnorix doesn't have people coming onto his thread and saying, "I knew that" or "That's old news" or "Why don't you talk about the future?" ...

And he's a Pats fan, for crying out loud ...

Look, Rome wasn't built in a friggin' day ... I'll come up with some totally wonderful and strange facts for this deal ... and it will be way better than Mr. Amnorix's warmed-over, rehashed stuff.

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Old 10-14-2010, 01:21 AM   #36
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Old 10-14-2010, 01:28 AM   #37
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Old 10-14-2010, 05:26 AM   #38
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Mr Fax, I look forward to any new facts you can bring us. I already feel much smarter this morning after reading your post.
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Old 10-14-2010, 06:06 AM   #39
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Old 10-14-2010, 06:49 AM   #40
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Good God ... Mr. Amnorix doesn't have people coming onto his thread and saying, "I knew that" or "That's old news" or "Why don't you talk about the future?" ...

And he's a Pats fan, for crying out loud ...

Look, Rome wasn't built in a friggin' day ... I'll come up with some totally wonderful and strange facts for this deal ... and it will be way better than Mr. Amnorix's warmed-over, rehashed stuff.

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Old 10-14-2010, 07:57 AM   #41
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Did you know that rhubarb is a vegetable. Yet they make Rhubarb pie.
There is no such thing as a vegetable. It is either a root or a fruit.

The word vegetable as invented to help describe donky fans.

After reading some recent posts from a donky fan who I will not name (taco john), this fact came to mind;

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Old 10-14-2010, 08:04 AM   #42
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Old 10-14-2010, 08:07 AM   #43
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