Strange Facts By FAX

[FAX]

Hi everybody. This is FAX.

I've been noticing that Mr. Amnorix has had great success with his "This Day In History" thread deal. My only problem with his thread is that history is ... well ... over and, therefore, pretty useless.

That's why I've decided to create this much more informative and valuable thread right here to share some information with you guys that is both wonderful and strange ... not to mention factual. So settle back and enjoy some of the first of many wonderful and strange facts which you may find wonderful and strange. And, remember guys ... when you meet a hot chick at a bar, laying down some wonderful and strange facts is a great way to break the ice and maybe get her to buy you a free drink or just flat out give you some money for cab fare.

Fact #1: Tom Sawyer was the first novel ever written on a typewriter. OMG!!

Fact #2: A rat can last longer without water than a camel. (However, an Arab cannot ride a rat for very long unless he is a really tiny Arab.)

Fact #3: A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.

Fact #4: In the flim "Star Trek: First Contact" Picard shows Lilly that they are orbiting Earth. In the scene, Australia and Papa New Guinea are clearly visible, but New Zealand is missing!!!!

Fact #5: It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Fact #6: Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom!!!

Well, that's all the strange facts for today. Tune in tomorrow ... or some other time ... for more wonderful and strange facts.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry of repost.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's a real word. Why are you even questioning whether that's a real word?

I'm not questioning it. Dictionary.com is. I was merely excited to learn a new English word.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Frankie

I'm not questioning it. Dictionary.com is. I was merely excited to learn a new English word.

FAIL.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by cdcox

FAIL.

The word was 'Disigerence' and as you see Dictionary.com is calling Fail on you.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Frankie

The word was 'Disigerence' and as you see Dictionary.com is calling Fail on you.

.

[FAX]

Okey Dokey ... here are your wonderful and strange facts for today. I hope you all enjoy these wonderful and strange facts.

Fact #7: If you strung together all the vaginae of all the women in the world, you would have a very long vagina that would stretch the distance to the moon and back again. (This wonderful and strange fact is based on the average distance from the Earth to the moon and the average length of the average vagina.)

Fact #8: A stiff can get a stiffy!!!! OMG!!! (Occurs when a dead dude dies face-down.) The phenomenon associated with post-mortem erections is referred to as, "Angel Lust".

Fact #9: People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.

Fact #10: "Teh" means "cool" in Thai. (It is pronounced "tay").

Fact #11: Although only 3% of all animals in the whole, entire world are monogamous, 90% of bird species are monogamous.

Fact #12: Lorne Greene once managed a mail-order announcer's school. One of the school's "pupils" was Leslie Nielsen.

There you have it, kids. Today's wonderful and strange facts. Keep coming back for more wonderful and strange facts at some future time in the future when there will be more wonderful and strange facts right here at "Strange Facts By FAX".

FAX

[Demonpenz]

Kal Penn is a vegaterian so he had to eat veggie burgers in kumar and white castle

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by cdcox

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Would someone please play the Twilight Zone theme? This is totally spooky. I do believe your post. But I printed the screen from MY search for the word, ON THE SAME F@#%ING SITE!!!!!

[Chiefs=Champions]

thanks for teh teh facts fax!

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Kal Penn is a vegaterian so he had to eat veggie burgers in kumar and white castle

What!?!?

Next you're gonna tell me Doogie Howser didn't grown up to be a coke snorting poon hound.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by FAX

Fact #7: If you strung together all the vaginae of all the women in the world, you would have a very long vagina that would stretch the distance to the moon and back again. (This wonderful and strange fact is based on the average distance from the Earth to the moon and the average length of the average vagina.)

As great as you are, Mr. FAX, how can you get all the women in the world to participate? And what happens if just one refuses to participate. Is the Moon mission a failure then

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Would someone please play the Twilight Zone theme? This is totally spooky. I do believe your post. But I printed the screen from MY search for the word, ON THE SAME F@#%ING SITE!!!!!

What browser and operating system are you using?

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by FAX

Fact #8: A stiff can get a stiffy!!!! OMG!!! (Occurs when a dead dude dies face-down.) The phenomenon associated with post-mortem erections is referred to as, "Angel Lust".

I suppose if a dead man is faced down, all the blood in his boody will pool up in his (now) lower regions and we know what happens when blood rushes into a peepee.

Originally Posted by FAX

Fact #10: "Teh" means "cool" in Thai. (It is pronounced "tay").

I'm not sure why that is an interesting or strange fact. We have a newscaster in central Iowa whose last name is Cooney, which in Farsi means Fa**ot. (sorry it's a direct translation, so don't shoot the messenger.)

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by cdcox

What browser and operating system are you using?

Explorer and Widows 7.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Explorer and Widows 7.

Well there's your problem.

[kcmaxwell]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Did you know that rhubarb is a vegetable. Yet they make Rhubarb pie.

And tomatoes are a fruit, but i've not seen a tomatoe pie... no idea where im going with that, just throwing it out there!

and thanks for the facts, Fax.