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03-12-2020, 03:10 PM | #76 |
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03-12-2020, 03:11 PM | #77 |
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Drinking Antifreeze cures a lot of things..
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03-12-2020, 03:11 PM | #78 |
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My daughter's girls go to Europe trip looking dismal. I told her not to go last year. Who the hell goes to Europe before getting a job? LOL
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03-12-2020, 03:18 PM | #79 |
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RETAIL REPORT:
Toilet Paper is gone. Cleaning supplies are about wiped out.
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03-12-2020, 03:20 PM | #80 |
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so, if someone passes you a doob, i guess you're supposed to just say no?
asking for a friend. sec
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03-12-2020, 03:36 PM | #81 |
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Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!
This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
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03-12-2020, 03:54 PM | #83 |
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03-12-2020, 03:57 PM | #85 |
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03-12-2020, 04:13 PM | #86 |
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Baby wipes.. works better than TP...
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03-12-2020, 04:15 PM | #87 |
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Unless you live on a spetic.
I guess if it comes to that, they will go on a burn pile. (Actual conversation had with the wife)
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03-12-2020, 06:32 PM | #88 |
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think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?
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03-12-2020, 06:48 PM | #90 |
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Smart people would buy stock in toilet paper companies right now.
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