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07-10-2009, 08:33 AM | Topic Starter |
Pissed off now Joboo
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Uh oh...
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th. Ideas/Suggestions? |
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07-10-2009, 08:34 AM | #2 |
oxymoron
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Anti-freeze.
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07-10-2009, 08:35 AM | #3 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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07-10-2009, 08:35 AM | #4 |
MVP
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Run
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07-10-2009, 08:36 AM | #5 |
Stuff & Things
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07-10-2009, 08:36 AM | #6 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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07-10-2009, 08:37 AM | #7 | |
Pissed off now Joboo
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That would probably work....since it's the freaking truth!
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07-10-2009, 09:41 AM | #8 |
Mama Tried
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truth? you may as well dazzle her with logic.
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07-10-2009, 10:09 AM | #9 |
In Search of a Life
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07-10-2009, 08:36 AM | #10 |
MER
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Give up the ass.
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07-10-2009, 08:37 AM | #11 |
Stuff & Things
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07-10-2009, 08:38 AM | #12 |
Ain't no relax!
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Check craigslist for a Gigolo in your area....
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07-10-2009, 08:38 AM | #13 |
The pizza king of kansas
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Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the **** outta dodge
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07-10-2009, 08:40 AM | #14 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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Hope she doesn't glue your buttcheeks together while you're asleep.
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07-10-2009, 08:42 AM | #15 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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