****The Official Chiefsplanet Weeping Vagina Thread****

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Peyton Manning.


If you're going to ban me please make it permanent. I don't need to log in a week from now and and find I just got a slap on the wrist. If you're going to stand for something then stand for it.

If I never talk to you guys again then I had fun while it lasted.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Want to go.... no. Thig being banned for nothing but Peyton Manning and the like is just stupid though. If that's how it is now then I should go too.

I don't think you have a clue what happened with Thig but if you want to take his word for it and throw yourself on the sword, I think Bwana will do his job and grant your wish.

[In58men]

You don't smile like that silly animal

[lcarus]

I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Who the **** is gonna start the Royals game threads now?

[In58men]

Originally Posted by lcarus

I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.

I like the blue kind myself. It's quite tasty.

Originally Posted by SNR

Lol. I thought the Thig Lyfe ban was dumb too, but I'm not going to leave forever.

Thig was allowed back from a ban out of the goodness of Bwana's heart 10 days ago. Then he proceeded to do the same crap. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...=261362&page=3
Read posts 169 and 173.

Christ. Delete your ****er post and calm down.

I was hoping he would. He didn't.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by lcarus

I'm gonna go grab a Gatorade and some cigarettes. What flavor of Gatorade should I get? I wanna get a good flavor so when I get back I can enjoy my sports drink and see what happened with Dr. Johnny Fever and this thread.

He's already been banned.

Oh, and grape. Get grape. Luv agrees.

[Hammock Parties]

So I went to the beach today with a bunch of people from my school for a weekend trip. However, before I get into what happened, I need to backtrack a bit.

For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today. When I would tan, I would stand in the tanning bed for 10 minutes, plug in my ear phones, and blast my Ipod. I soon realized standing still was kind of boring, so I would beat off in the tanning bed as I stood there. I did this everyday for four months straight. No big deal, right?

So today at the beach, I was with all my buddies, and one girl who I've had a huge crush on all year. We had some beers, played touch football, overall a good time. So anyways, later on I decide to lay down on a beach chair, with the sun beaming down on me, put on my IPOD, and close my eyes, just enjoying relaxing out on the beach. When suddenly, without realizing what I was doing, I began beating off. It was as if on some subconscious level I was masturbating, as it became such a force of habit these past four months of glaring light and heat blasting at me as I listened to my IPOD. It was as if I was in some other world, not aware of my surroundings, and doing something simply out of habit, like giving a dog a treat every time he sits. So here I was, eyes closed, my dick completely out, jerking off in front of everybody at the beach in the middle of the day.

With my eyes closed, I couldn't see the horrified looks of the men and women around me as they couldn't believe what was going on, and with my IPOD blasting, I couldn't hear the crying of children who stood idly by as their innocence was now lost as they saw a grown man jerking off in front of them. It wasn't until I blew my load that I opened my eyes, and saw a crowd of people behind me, including all my friends and my crush, disgusted at what they just saw, and screaming for me to leave.

I was ready to get the heck out of their but before I could leave, the beach patrol arrested me. My parents were forced to bail me out. I've been notified that I've been kicked out of school, and will have to move back with my parents, where I will have to register as a sex offender. I don't where else to turn. I am asking for your support during this difficult time in my life.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Is he leaving forever?

If so at least let him start a thread

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Thig was allowed back from a ban out of the goodness of Bwana's heart 10 days ago. Then he proceeded to do the same crap. http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...=261362&page=3
Read posts 169 and 173.


I was hoping he would. He didn't.

Can I ask what his first ban was for?

[BossChief]

Why does this place all of a sudden have a lot of people getting banned for basically nothing?

Power trip planet?

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Toad King

So I went to the beach today with a bunch of people from my school for a weekend trip. However, before I get into what happened, I need to backtrack a bit.

For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today. When I would tan, I would stand in the tanning bed for 10 minutes, plug in my ear phones, and blast my Ipod. I soon realized standing still was kind of boring, so I would beat off in the tanning bed as I stood there. I did this everyday for four months straight. No big deal, right?

So today at the beach, I was with all my buddies, and one girl who I've had a huge crush on all year. We had some beers, played touch football, overall a good time. So anyways, later on I decide to lay down on a beach chair, with the sun beaming down on me, put on my IPOD, and close my eyes, just enjoying relaxing out on the beach. When suddenly, without realizing what I was doing, I began beating off. It was as if on some subconscious level I was masturbating, as it became such a force of habit these past four months of glaring light and heat blasting at me as I listened to my IPOD. It was as if I was in some other world, not aware of my surroundings, and doing something simply out of habit, like giving a dog a treat every time he sits. So here I was, eyes closed, my dick completely out, jerking off in front of everybody at the beach in the middle of the day.

With my eyes closed, I couldn't see the horrified looks of the men and women around me as they couldn't believe what was going on, and with my IPOD blasting, I couldn't hear the crying of children who stood idly by as their innocence was now lost as they saw a grown man jerking off in front of them. It wasn't until I blew my load that I opened my eyes, and saw a crowd of people behind me, including all my friends and my crush, disgusted at what they just saw, and screaming for me to leave.

I was ready to get the heck out of their but before I could leave, the beach patrol arrested me. My parents were forced to bail me out. I've been notified that I've been kicked out of school, and will have to move back with my parents, where I will have to register as a sex offender. I don't where else to turn. I am asking for your support during this difficult time in my life.

This is like the origin story of a Batman villain.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Why does this place all of a sudden have a lot of people getting banned for basically nothing?

Power trip planet?

Peyton Manning

[Fish]

Wow Dramaplanet. The menstrual cycles have all lined up around here. WTF?