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Old 09-03-2015, 10:05 AM  
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Brain Tumor

So, that shit is fun.

Started having some really cool and powerful deja-vu at work on Tuesday, then a strong ominous feeling set in and then started seeing small, flashing rainbow colored lights under the brim of my hat. Figured that it was either a premonition about an earthquake (like animals get) as Salt Lake City sits on a fault line, either that or I was hitting a major fatigue wall as I had been working long hours and had been hitting the gym pretty hard while not getting as much sleep as required in addition to cutting carbs from the diet. Anyway, I got a little freaked out, went to the bakery, grabbed a croissant and detoured it and everything kinda went back to normal.

Later on, started getting the deja-vu again (and it was super good shit - like I was seeing the future and shit - and it even had a soundtrack going along with it), and that's about all I can remember. Apparently I turned to the guy next to me, said something about tripping my balls off massively and told him I was going to puke, then my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Came to with the EMT dude holding a ice pack to the back of my mellon on a huge goose egg. They were going to call an ambulance to take me to the ER and I told them it was nothing and I was fine. Fortunately the HR guy was standing there and convinced me to go to the ER. When I got there they did a CT scan to check for concussion probabilities.

Dude came back into the room with the radiologist and said "Um, bad news. There is a mass in the right side of your brain and we want to do an MRI for more detail."

"Well, shit."

So they did that and sure enough, there is a golf ball sized mass sitting there with a bunch of fluid around it. Nuerosurgeon (chief resident who looks like he's 17, comes in and says that they want to schedule surgery on Friday morning. Okies.

So, I'm sitting here in the Neurology wing of the University of Utah hospital (which is highly regarded) worrying about these guys going to the Utah/Michigan game tonight and coming back into surgery tomorrow hungover as shit.

Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights. Tried to convince both to give me a leisure massage and body shampoo, but they didn't go for it though I had a girl from work come by last night to visit who wanted to give me a hummer.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty fortunate that shit went down the way it did, because I most likely would have blown it off for ever until it became really bad. (Although, I am going to ask them if it's benign if they can just keep it in there because I was digging the deja-vu bordering on omnipotence.)

Also I hear that the chief neurosurgeon is totally old school and I think I saw him sharpening his hacksaw on a rusty pipe outside and telling the nurse that she should find his favorite spoon.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:17 AM   #46
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You've got about the best outlook someone could have with a giant ****ing tumor man.

"Do you have to take it out? I like tripping balls."
Awesome

Hang in there my man.
Still didn't get the hummer.

Then again, he might have been hallucinating that too.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:24 AM   #47
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Good luck. Just had a family friend who is younger than me lose an eye to cancer.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:34 AM   #48
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Wow, that sucks, man. Good luck and Godspeed. Praying for you.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:37 AM   #49
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I didn't have any Deja vu stuff going on, but after surgery, both times, my mind was digging up old childhood memories long since forgotten.
After my brother had brain surgery he became a guy who knew what he wanted to say and unable to get it all the way out of his mouth. I wonder if he got back memories he'd forgotten about...

Not that you'd want anyone to ever go through it, but stories like this are what make scary things like brain surgery so interesting...
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:38 AM   #50
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I'll see if I can pull some strings and get Russell Okung to swing by and wish you well.

All the best Sacc, go kick this things ass!
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:42 AM   #51
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:45 AM   #52
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Good luck man. Way to much of this news going around.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:49 AM   #53
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Whoa, best of luck with the surgery, Sacc. You seem to be taking the news incredibly well!
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:51 AM   #54
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Sorry to hear. Feels weird to pray for a guy I only know as "Saccapoo", but I will. You can beat this, man.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:52 AM   #55
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:56 AM   #56
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It's all random. There is no "game plan."

You get your 'blastoma isolated and you get a prognosis.

If you aren' being treated by the VA you have a MUCH better chance of survival.

If you are seek medicare/medicaid etc.

If you can't consult anyone and everyone to find aid.

Depending on diagnosis you have a ton of options...
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Old 09-03-2015, 12:01 PM   #57
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I can see you are the type that doesn't let anything get you down. Good luck. Sounds like you will come through it and be fine.
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Old 09-03-2015, 12:12 PM   #58
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Well shit, Sacc. Positive vibes headed your way. Hang in there, man. And get co-worker up there to service you post haste. See if one of the nurses would get in on that action, too.
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Old 09-03-2015, 12:17 PM   #59
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Great attitude ... Good Luck and speedy recovery Sacc
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