Funny Broncos Tidbit.

**Rain Man** · 12-21-2004, 07:08 PM

I don't have a link, but the local paper here had a big article about all of the Denver penalties in the game on Sunday.

They mentioned the penalty against John Lynch when he tried to punch LJ in the head after the play was over. John Lynch said that players were yelling that there was a fumble, and he was just trying to recover the ball (which he apparently mistook for LJ's head).

When the ref threw the flag, Lynch said that he went over and complained and stated that his intention was to recover a (supposed) fumble. He said that he knew it looked like he cheap-shotted LJ, but that wasn't his intent. He asked the ref what he thought Lynch's intentions were.

The ref said, "I think your intention was to hit him in the head."

I just thought that was kind of funny.

2bikemike · 12-21-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't have a link, but the local paper here had a big article about all of the Denver penalties in the game on Sunday.

They mentioned the penalty against John Lynch when he tried to punch LJ in the head after the play was over. John Lynch said that players were yelling that there was a fumble, and he was just trying to recover the ball (which he apparently mistook for LJ's head).

When the ref threw the flag, Lynch said that he went over and complained and stated that his intention was to recover a (supposed) fumble. He said that he knew it looked like he cheap-shotted LJ, but that wasn't his intent. He asked the ref what he thought Lynch's intentions were.

The ref said, "I think your intention was to hit him in the head."

I just thought that was kind of funny.

Sure makes Lynch seem kinda stupid. Or maybe Lynch just thought the official was stupid.

booger · 12-21-2004, 07:12 PM

What excuse did Rod Smith give for his cheap shot on Jared Allen?

TEX · 12-21-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

What excuse did Rod Smith give for his cheap shot on Jared Allen?

I'm sure the Rat sent film to the league office to prove it was "legal."

Taco John · 12-21-2004, 07:18 PM

There is a shortage of Massingil in this place.

booger · 12-21-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

There is a shortage of Massingil in this place.

Extremely Outlandish

**morphius** · 12-21-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

There is a shortage of Massingil in this place.

Well of course there is, now if you would stop using so much of it then it wouldn't be a problem here.

Hammock Parties · 12-21-2004, 07:53 PM

Larry's Johnson is now sporting Lynch's Jock:

Redcoats58 · 12-21-2004, 07:56 PM

How do you miss a runningback that is coming right at you? LJ just made the slightest of cuts and Lynch tore his glass vagina.

Hammock Parties · 12-21-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Redcoats58

How do you miss a runningback that is coming right at you? LJ just made the slightest of cuts and Lynch tore his glass vagina.

Man, look at the move he puts on Lynch. He runs like Barry Sanders.

No wonder he punched Larry in the head. He knew his only chance of stopping him was to knock him out cold.

OldTownChief · 12-21-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UserName

Larry's Johnson is now sporting Lynch's Jock:

The ref looked like he about shit his pants trying to get clear.

KCWolfman · 12-21-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

There is a shortage of Massingil in this place.

Ironic coming from the "I want to be governor" state.

Wile_E_Coyote · 12-21-2004, 10:12 PM

you can take the boy out of tampon bay...

Chan93lx50 · 12-21-2004, 11:02 PM

Well when ever I make my wife feel like a bitch she slaps me in the head too!

So I guess Lynch must have felt the same way!

12-21-2004, 07:08 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3078491 VARSITY	Funny Broncos Tidbit. I don't have a link, but the local paper here had a big article about all of the Denver penalties in the game on Sunday. They mentioned the penalty against John Lynch when he tried to punch LJ in the head after the play was over. John Lynch said that players were yelling that there was a fumble, and he was just trying to recover the ball (which he apparently mistook for LJ's head). When the ref threw the flag, Lynch said that he went over and complained and stated that his intention was to recover a (supposed) fumble. He said that he knew it looked like he cheap-shotted LJ, but that wasn't his intent. He asked the ref what he thought Lynch's intentions were. The ref said, "I think your intention was to hit him in the head." I just thought that was kind of funny.
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